Why did the squirrel climb a ladder?
To reach more nuts up high!
What music do squirrels enjoy?
The kind that’s fun and a little silly!
Why did the squirrel wear a coat?
It heard nuts might fall like rain!
What do you call a funny squirrel?
A nutty joker!
How do squirrels know where to go?
They follow their nut-finding sense!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite game?
Hide and find the nut!
Why did the squirrel sit on the laptop?
It was looking for the mouse!
What do squirrels say when shocked?
“Oh no, my nuts!”
How do squirrels stay fit?
They climb trees every day!
What did the squirrel tell its love?
“I really like you — a lot!”
Why did the squirrel not do well in class?
It got distracted by shiny acorns!
How do squirrels wash their fur?
With nut soap!
What movies do squirrels enjoy?
Ones with lots of tree action!
How do squirrels buy snacks?
With cashew money!
What did the squirrel say at a funny show?
“That joke was nutty!”
Why did the squirrel bring a soft pillow?
To nap in the tree!
How do squirrels say sorry?
“I didn’t mean it — please don’t be mad!”
What’s a singing squirrel called?
A nut star!
Why did the squirrel see a doctor?
It was feeling too nervous!
Why did the squirrel get a better job?
Because it worked really hard!
What do squirrels do at weddings?
Catch the nut-flowers!
Why can’t squirrels keep secrets?
Because they talk too much!
What’s a squirrel’s best school subject?
Math with tree shapes!
Why do squirrels have phones?
To save where they hide nuts!
What happens when a squirrel eats and jokes?
Lots of nutty laughs!
Why don’t squirrels fight?
They like peace and snacks!
How do squirrels flirt?
With a smile and a tail wiggle!
What’s a squirrel’s dance called?
The nut hop!
Why didn’t the squirrel go to the gym?
It gets strong by climbing trees!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite party?
The one with nuts at midnight!
Why is the squirrel always calm?
It doesn’t let little things bother it!
What do squirrels dream about?
Lots of trees and yummy nuts!
Why was the squirrel early?
So it had time to find good nuts!
How do squirrels talk far away?
Using nut signals!
What’s a squirrel who solves mysteries called?
Detective Nut!
Spongebob Squirrel Jokes
Why does Sandy wear her helmet?
So she can breathe and think at the same time!
What’s Sandy’s favorite drink?
Root soda with bubbles!
Why don’t fish bother Sandy?
Because she’s got fast moves and a big kick!
What did SpongeBob say after losing to Sandy?
“My arms feel like jelly!”
Why did Sandy open a workout club?
To make sea animals strong like her!
How is Sandy so smart?
She studies more than SpongeBob makes bubbles!
What show does Sandy love?
“Cowgirl Power in Space!”
Why did Sandy take a rope to the Krusty Krab?
She wanted to rope a burger!
How can you tell Sandy’s happy?
She says “Yeehaw!” and jumps in the air!
What happened when Patrick took a test with Sandy?
He ate the paper by mistake!
What kind of weather does Sandy like?
Hot and sunny like Texas!
Why did Sandy grow a tree in her dome?
Because she missed green leaves!
What did Sandy say to the jellyfish?
“Let’s see who’s faster!”
Why does Sandy win every race?
Because she runs faster than anyone else!
Why did Sandy build a robot?
To help Patrick find his shoes!
How did Sandy teach SpongeBob to ride?
She used a jellyfish as a carrot on a stick!
Why does Sandy like SpongeBob?
Because he’s the only one who says “Howdy!”
What did Sandy do when her dome had a hole?
She fixed it super fast!
Why did Sandy light a fire under the sea?
Because she wanted real s’mores!
What animal does Sandy like best?
Squirrels, of course!
What did Sandy tell Squidward?
“You need to smile more!”
Why does Sandy hate being lazy?
Because she’d rather build stuff!
What did Sandy make for SpongeBob’s birthday?
A bubble-blowing gift machine!
Why did Sandy get kicked out of jellyfish fields?
She turned it into a science zone!
How did Sandy cheer up SpongeBob?
With a karate flip and a smile!
Why does Sandy keep her suit shiny?
So she looks cool doing flips!
What did Sandy say when Patrick wore her helmet?
“Now you look like me!”
Why did Sandy ride a seahorse?
Because she missed her Texas rodeo!
Why did Sandy build a rocket?
She wanted to shop on the moon!
What happens when Sandy sneezes?
Her whole dome shakes!
What song does Sandy sing?
“Big Boots in Bikini Bottom!”
Why did Sandy start a school?
To teach sea animals science!
What does Sandy say to bad ideas?
“That’s nuttier than a fruit pie!”
Why did Sandy get mad at Plankton?
He made fun of Texas!
What does Sandy call SpongeBob when he’s silly?
“My sponge buddy!”
No More Squirrel Jokes
I put food outside, now it’s all gone.
No more squirrel tricks!
My bird feeder is empty again.
No more feeding the squirrels!
I left the door open.
Now a squirrel came in!
No more open doors!
That squirrel took my snack.
No more lunch in the park!
My dog won’t stop chasing squirrels.
No more walks near trees!
I fed one squirrel.
Now more keep coming.
No more snacks for them!
I planted flowers yesterday.
Today they’re eaten.
No more squirrel visits!
The squirrel chewed my wires.
No more internet — and no more squirrels!
I got a new hammock.
Now it has a big hole.
No more squirrel naps!
I wore a shirt with nuts on it.
The squirrel chased me!
No more nut shirts!
My pumpkins are all chewed.
No more squirrel Halloween!
The squirrel opened my peanut butter jar!
No more snacks left!
I gave one a peanut.
Now they won’t stop coming.
No more sharing!
I tried to teach a squirrel tricks.
Now it runs the place!
No more squirrel training!
The squirrel looked at me funny.
No more walks under trees!
I tried to take a selfie.
The squirrel jumped in!
No more pictures near trees!
I heard loud sounds on my roof.
Squirrels are dancing!
No more squirrel parties!
I left my window open.
Now squirrels live in the attic.
No more open windows!
I keep hearing squeaks upstairs.
Squirrels again!
No more secret guests!
I had a picnic.
They stole everything.
No more outdoor lunch!
I named the squirrel.
Now he comes every day.
No more pet squirrels!
One stole my sock.
No more laundry near the window!
I made a squirrel-proof box.
They still opened it.
No more squirrel puzzles!
I built a tiny door for fun.
Now squirrels walk in!
No more squirrel doors!
I lost my drone.
Found it in a tree.
No more flying near squirrels!
I saw one wearing shades.
No more cool squirrels!
They lined up outside my house.
No more squirrel fans!
They made a rope in the yard.
No more squirrel games!
One growled at me.
No more staring contests!
I sneezed once.
It threw a nut at me!
No more squirrel anger!
It tapped my window hard.
No more squirrel knocking!
My cat is friends with them now.
No more peace at home!
They broke the birdbath.
No more squirrel swimming!
I gave one a nut.
Now it follows me!
No more squirrel buddies!
I looked at it.
Now it won’t leave!
No more squirrel eye contact!
Spongebob Squirrel Jokes Inflation
Sandy used a pump on her suit.
Now she looks like a big beach ball!
SpongeBob gave Sandy too much air.
Now she’s floating around town!
Sandy filled her helmet with helium.
Now her voice sounds super silly!
Sandy saw the price at the store.
Her eyes got big — and so did her suit!
Patrick said, “Why is Sandy so puffy?”
SpongeBob said, “Maybe she’s full of air!”
Sandy’s dome got too much pressure.
It popped like a bubble!
Sandy built a balloon rocket.
Now she’s flying like a kite!
The air machine went wild.
Sandy floated up like a balloon!
Sandy ate too many air snacks.
Now her belly looks round!
Sandy’s suit got stuck on high air.
She bounced like a ball!
Sandy jumped too hard.
Her air tank puffed her up!
Sandy saw the price of acorns.
She gasped, and her cheeks puffed up!
Sandy tried a new jetpack.
It was just full of air — and took her spinning!
SpongeBob gave Sandy bubble gum.
She blew a bubble inside her helmet!
Sandy did karate and spun too fast.
Her suit filled with air and made her float!
Sandy added air to her treehouse.
Now it looks like a giant balloon!
Sandy forgot to turn off the air pump.
Now her boots are as big as jellyfish!
Sandy’s robot filled with air.
Now it dances like a big party balloon!
Sandy’s bike ran on air.
She flew off like a rocket!
Sandy got too close to SpongeBob’s bubbles.
Her tail puffed up!
Sandy tried to fix her suit.
Oops — now it’s too puffy!
Sandy fell into a big bubble.
Now she’s rolling across Bikini Bottom!
Sandy’s prices went up.
So did her helmet size!
Sandy put air in her gloves.
Now she claps and floats!
Patrick gave Sandy a balloon.
She tied it to her suit and floated away!
Sandy trained with heavy air tanks.
Now she looks like a round superhero!
Sandy blew up an acorn floatie.
It was bigger than her treehouse!
Sandy sneezed inside her suit.
Now it’s extra puffy!
SpongeBob said, “Sandy, you’re floating!”
She said, “Too much air again!”
Sandy stepped on an air hose.
Now she’s bouncing everywhere!
Sandy’s air backpack popped open.
She flew like a rocket squirrel!
Sandy tried to save money.
Now her shopping bag is just full of air!
Sandy sat on an air can.
Now she’s stuck on the ceiling!
Sandy’s tail puffed up in the wind.
Now it looks like a cloud!
Sandy went to the fair and blew up a balloon.
But she accidentally blew up her suit too!
Funny Squirrel Jokes
Why did the squirrel take an umbrella?
Because it thought nuts might fall like rain!
Why don’t squirrels play hide and seek?
They forget where they hide things!
What did the nut say to the squirrel?
“Please don’t eat me!”
What sport do squirrels like best?
Climbing trees!
Why do squirrels save nuts?
So they have food when it’s cold!
What phone does a squirrel use?
One with lots of games and nut pictures!
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder?
To climb even higher in the tree!
What do you call a funny squirrel?
A joke-squirrel!
Why did the squirrel leave the library?
It made too much noise cracking nuts!
What’s a squirrel’s best dance move?
The tail wiggle!
Why did the squirrel wear cool glasses?
To look stylish while finding nuts!
What game do squirrels love?
Find-the-nut!
Why did the squirrel join a music band?
Because it loves tapping on branches!
What did one squirrel say to the lazy one?
“Come on, help build the nest!”
Why did the squirrel sit on the remote?
To watch its favorite nut show!
What do squirrels pack for trips?
A few nuts and maybe a snack!
Why did the squirrel act silly?
It had a funny idea!
Why did the squirrel carry a bag?
To hold all its nuts!
What class do squirrels like in school?
Tree studies!
Why did the squirrel get a job?
To buy more nuts!
What happened when the squirrel got sick?
It sneezed on its acorns!
Why did the squirrel fail the test?
It couldn’t sit still!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie?
Fast Tails!
Why don’t squirrels like snow?
Because it hides their food!
What do you call a squirrel in fancy clothes?
Mr. Squirrel!
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
To a nice tree with soft leaves!
Why did the squirrel go to the gym?
To get stronger for nut lifting!
What did the squirrel say after eating a lot?
“I need a nap in my tree!”
Why did the squirrel take a camera?
To take pictures of fun trees!
What did the squirrel write in its diary?
“Today I found a shiny acorn!”
Why don’t squirrels tell secrets in the trees?
Because trees tell everyone!
What music do squirrels not like?
Music that’s too slow to dance to!
Why did the squirrel turn red?
Someone said it looked cute!
