Hamster-ously Funny: Jokes and Puns That Will Have You Laughing

Why did the hamster take a pencil to its wheel?
It wanted to draw circles while running!

What music do hamsters like best?
Hip-hop—they love to jump around!

Why don’t hamsters get lost?
They just follow their spinning wheel!

What did the hamster say after running all day?
“I’m really tired!”

Why did the hamster bring snacks into its cage?
It was pretending to ride a food train!

What game do hamsters love to play?
Hide and squeak!

How do hamsters exercise?
They run on their wheel!

Why don’t hamsters fight?
They don’t like loud squeaking.

What do you call a rich hamster?
A money mouse!

What did the hamster say to its buddy?
“You’re awesome, little paws!”

Why was the hamster always smiling?
Because its life was full of fun!

How do you make a sad hamster happy?
Give it a hug and a seed!

Why didn’t the hamster go to class?
It had a case of the squeaky hiccups!

What do you call a magic hamster?
Harry Paw-ter!

Why did the hamster open a bakery?
It wanted to bake tiny bread!

What’s a hamster’s favorite drink?
Warm squeak tea!

What’s the hamster’s rule?
Run a lot and snack more!

Why did the hamster get in trouble?
It kept telling silly stories!

What class does a hamster like best?
Hamster history!

Why did the hamster join the circus?
It could do fun tricks on the wheel!

What do hamsters wear when it rains?
Fuzzy coats!

What happens when a hamster tells jokes?
You get funny little squeaks!

Why did the hamster get famous online?
It danced really well!

What snack did the hamster bring to movie night?
Tiny popcorn!

Why was the hamster so smart?
It went to hamster school!

What music do hamsters play at parties?
Squeaky songs!

What did one hamster say to the other in a race?
“Let’s roll and race!”

What snack do hamsters love?
Tasty seeds!

Why don’t hamsters like computers?
They’re scared of the mouse!

Why did the hamster carry a flashlight?
It didn’t like dark tunnels!

What do you call a hamster that sings?
A squeaky star!

How do hamsters celebrate birthdays?
With cake and spinning wheels!

What’s a hamster’s favorite math subject?
Squeaky problems!

Why did the hamster start painting?
It wanted to make cute art!

What’s the name of a superhero hamster?
Captain Whiskers!

Funny Hamster Jokes

Why did the hamster go to the other side of the cage?
To reach the food bowl!

What do you call a hamster that makes up stories?
A fuzzy fibber!

Why did the hamster sleep on its wheel?
It ran too much and got sleepy!

What kind of movies do hamsters like?
Ones with lots of action and paws!

Why don’t hamsters like alarm clocks?
They squeak too loud in the morning!

What workout do hamsters do?
Tiny weight lifting with snacks!

How do hamsters stay cool in summer?
They sit in front of a small fan!

What do hamsters do at a party?
They spin and squeak for fun!

Why did the hamster bring toilet paper to the wheel?
To make it extra soft!

What do you call a hamster in outer space?
A space squeaker!

Why did the hamster become a DJ?
It liked playing squeaky songs!

How do hamsters show love?
With tiny nose kisses!

What did the hamster say after eating?
“That was super yummy!”

Why did the hamster wear cool glasses?
Because it felt like a star!

What do you get when a hamster meets a frog?
A jumping furball!

Why was the hamster always clean?
It took lots of dust baths!

What’s a hamster’s favorite ride?
A fast-spinning wheel!

Why didn’t the hamster go to the gym?
It already runs all night!

What do you call a sneaky hamster?
A quiet squeaker!

What does a hamster say before dinner?
“Let’s eat now!”

Why did the hamster get a small phone?
To call its furry friend!

How do you know a hamster is happy?
It jumps and spins with joy!

What did the hamster name its music group?
Whiskers and Friends!

Why was the hamster bad at hiding?
It squeaked too much!

What do hamsters do in cold weather?
They nap and stay warm!

What snack do hamsters love?
Tiny seeds!

Why did the hamster get all A’s in school?
It studied while spinning!

What game do hamsters always win?
Wheel racing!

Why did everyone think the hamster was cute?
Because of its chubby cheeks!

What do you call a hamster hero?
Super Whiskers!

Why did the hamster turn red?
Someone called it fluffy!

What kind of jokes do hamsters like?
Funny squeaky ones!

Why did the hamster sit on a book?
So it could see better!

What did the hamster do when it saw itself in the mirror?
It waved at the other “hamster”!

Why do hamsters love bedtime?
Because they love to cuddle and sleep!

Why did the hamster carry a backpack into the cage?
Because it was going on a wheel ride!

What do you call a hamster that can sing well?
A squeaky star!

Why did the hamster get a job?
So it could buy more seeds!

What sport do hamsters love?
Climbing around the cage!

Why did the hamster fail the driving test?
It just kept going in circles!

What movies do hamsters like?
The ones with happy, fuzzy endings!

Why did the hamster open a bakery?
To sell tiny cheese buns!

What did the hamster say after dinner?
“That was the best snack ever!”

Why was the hamster sitting on the remote?
It wanted to control the wheel like a TV!

Why don’t hamsters like loud music?
It tickles their tiny ears!

What does a hamster do on a day off?
Takes naps and runs in the wheel!

Why was the hamster funny?
It told really squeaky jokes!

What’s a hamster with a little hat called?
Mr. Squeaky!

Why was the hamster good at math?
It could count with its paws!

What does a hamster do when bored?
It runs in circles for fun!

Why did the hamster join a circus?
It was great at spinning!

What drink do hamsters like?
Carrot juice in a tiny cap!

Why did the hamster wear glasses?
So it could find its food better!

What do you call a hamster with a guitar?
A rock hamster!

What do hamsters love on weekends?
Eating snacks and relaxing!

Why did the hamster get scared of the mirror?
It thought another hamster was staring at it!

What did the hamster write in its journal?
“Ran, ate, ran again. Good day!”

Why did the hamster start a video channel?
To show off its wheel moves!

What do you call a hamster that tells secrets?
A tiny squeaker!

Why did the hamster join a music band?
Because it could keep the beat!

Why did the hamster look shocked?
Someone touched its food!

Where do hamsters like to go for fun?
Tunnels with lots of snacks!

Why don’t hamsters like elevators?
They’d rather climb up!

What do hamsters say when excited?
“That’s awesome!”

Why did the hamster win a medal?
It ran the most on the wheel!

What’s a hamster’s favorite book?
“Harry Squeaker and the Spinning Wheel!”

Why did the hamster paint its cage?
It wanted a new look!

What did the hamster say to its food bowl?
“You make me so happy!”

My hamster is paws-itively the best!

Hamsters are really good at keeping secrets.

Don’t be shy, just tell me the truth!

My hamster’s life is like a never-ending spinning adventure.

Hamsters always have fun running around!

That hamster really knows how to be in charge!

I love my hamster, they are pawsome!

My hamster works hard, running on that wheel!

That hamster has a lot of energy!

I’m not joking, hamsters are super cute.

My hamster is a success at everything it does!

Come on and join the fun, let’s spin together!

My hamster only eats the best food – grain and seeds!

My hamster’s daily routine: run, eat, nap, repeat.

What do you call a hamster with a guitar?

A rock star hamster!

I’m just a hamster trying to get to the snacks!

If I got a dollar every time my hamster ran in circles… I’d be rich!

That hamster has so much power and energy!

This hamster is really good at finding the right path.

I tried to focus, but my hamster kept running in circles!

Hamsters never get tired, they just keep going!

When my hamster gets a treat, it’s a big celebration!

I’ll do anything to make my hamster happy!

My hamster knows how to get the best snacks.

My hamster loves looking at itself in the mirror.

You think you’re fast?

My hamster runs circles around you!

Hamsters are small, but they’ve got a lot of energy.

I asked my hamster for help, but it just kept spinning!

My hamster’s too busy running to notice me!

This hamster loves to show off and be silly!

When my hamster hears treats, it starts running fast to get them!

You can’t stop my hamster from loving its food!

My hamster cheered me up with its cute little spins!

My hamster’s energy is through the roof!

Don’t underestimate a hamster – it’s all about positivity and never giving up!

My hamster’s workout is really impressive.

That hamster knows how to tell a good story.

My hamster always runs in circles but never gets tired.

Hamsters are the best friends—they always make a squeaky sound when you need them.

This hamster’s motto is: “Run now, eat later!”

I can’t stop watching my hamster—its life is a fun adventure!

Hamsters: small paws, big hearts.

My hamster is serious about running, it means business!

The hamster’s secret to success?

A lot of running and eating.

My hamster started a blog all about running and living life.

The hamster always makes the party fun by running in circles.

I think my hamster might be a fitness expert with all its energy.

My hamster’s way of relaxing is running fast on the wheel.

I asked my hamster for advice, it just said “Keep running!”

Hamsters don’t need a gym—they have their wheels.

A hamster’s favorite thing?

Turning a quiet night into a fun adventure.

My hamster tried making a podcast, but it kept running in circles.

Hamsters don’t have bad days—they just keep running.

Who needs a treadmill when your hamster is running a race on a wheel?

My hamster’s always busy—its energy is unstoppable!

If my hamster were a superhero, it’d be Captain Spin.

My hamster knows how to make everything exciting!

Want to be cool?

Hang out with a hamster—it knows how to have fun.

My hamster knows how to throw a fun party with its squeaky sounds.

My hamster lives life one spin at a time.

I told my hamster to take a break, but it just kept running.

My hamster can run circles around everyone—both literally and with ideas.

A hamster’s best pickup line is: “You’re really cute!”

My hamster dreams are always spinning.

I told my hamster to stop running for a second, but it was too excited to stop!

Who needs a fancy workout plan when you’ve got a hamster and a wheel?

My hamster is great at doing two things at once: running and eating snacks.

I told my hamster it was the best, and it just ran in circles with joy.

When life gets tough, follow my hamster’s rule—keep running!