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“Are you my favorite thing?
Because I could think about you all day.”
“You make me happy, just like my favorite fidget toy.”
“You’re the calm in my busy mind.”
“You’re like my comfort item—always making me feel better.”
“Can we sit together quietly?
That sounds perfect to me.”
“You’re as interesting to me as my favorite topic.”
“My heart feels like it’s stimming when I’m with you.”
“I’d even share my noise-canceling headphones with you.”
“You fit into my life as perfectly as my daily routine.”
“You’re as fun as my favorite fidget.”
“You make my mind feel as peaceful as a quiet room.”
“Let’s be close but still comfortable, like parallel lines.”
“You’re my safe space, like my sensory corner.”
“I feel understood with you, like using my favorite tool.”
“You’re the best kind of happy feeling.”
“You’ve got me spinning like my favorite fidget spinner.”
“You’re the best thing for me to think about.”
“You make life feel as simple as following a script.”
“You’re as comforting as my weighted blanket.”
“We’d make the best team together.”
“You’re as comforting as my favorite video.”
“We connect like repeating each other’s words—it just works.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you, like my latest obsession.”
“You’re the best part of my day.”
“You make my world feel complete, like sticking to my routine.”
Autistic Rizz Lines
“Are you my favorite thing?
Because I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“You feel as comforting as my favorite cozy spot.”
“You’re like my routine—I always want you around.”
“You make me feel so happy I could flap my hands.”
“Being with you feels as safe as my quiet space.”
“You’re as nice to be around as the softest blanket.”
“You’re my favorite thing to focus on.”
“You’ve got my full attention, just like my favorite hobby.”
“You’re the balance I didn’t know I needed.”
“I’d change my whole day just to spend time with you.”
“You’re like a moment of peace in a busy world.”
“I could talk about you forever and never get bored.”
“You’re the best part of my day.”
“You make me feel as calm as a weighted blanket.”
“You’re the perfect way to feel better.”
“You’re as fun to think about as learning something new.”
“I’d sit next to you and color outside the lines any day.”
“You’re as steady and comforting as a good plan.”
“You make me smile, just like my favorite stim.”
“I’d turn off my headphones just to hear your voice.”
“You’re the perfect piece to my puzzle.”
“You make life feel as warm as my comfort food.”
“You’re as peaceful as the quiet after a busy day.”
“You bring calm and order to my world, like a good schedule.”
“You add a little sparkle to everything around you.”
Autistic Rizz Shirt
“Are you my favorite thing?
Because I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“I stim, you smile—it’s a perfect match.”
“You’re the only thing I focus on.”
“Let’s just sit quietly together forever.”
“You’re the best part of my day.”
“Being with you feels calm and right.”
“I’d share my favorite fidget with you.”
“You’re better than my coziest blanket.”
“I don’t need words, just your company.”
“You’re my calm in a busy world.”
“Kind, comfy, and cool—just like me.”
“You make my heart feel like happy stims.”
“I could talk about you all day.”
“You feel as good as a big hug.”
“You fit perfectly into my life.”
“You’re the highlight of my routine.”
“If you were a texture, you’d be my favorite one.”
“You’re my go-to comfort item.”
“You’re my new favorite thing to think about.”
“You’re like my favorite routine—safe and comforting.”
“You and I make the perfect team.”
“You’re the best surprise in my life.”
“Time with you is my favorite break.”
“You’re like the sparkle in my day.”
“I’d share all my fun facts with you.”
“You’re as calming as my favorite toy.”
“I’d rather be with you than do anything else.”
“You make me feel as happy as my favorite stim.”
“You’re the best thing to add to my day.”
“You’re like the perfect sensory feeling—just right.”
“Life feels easier with you around.”
“You’re as special to me as my favorite hobby.”
Autistic Rizz Meme
“Are you my quiet place?
Because you make everything feel better.”
“You’re like my favorite toy—I just can’t stop playing with you.”
“Are you my special interest?
Because I could talk to you forever.”
“You’re the best part of my day.”
“Do you like stimming?
Because I get happy every time I see you.”
“You’re my calm in a noisy world.”
“If you were a texture, you’d be the softest one.”
“Are you like noise-canceling headphones?
Because you block out all the bad vibes.”
“You’re as interesting as my favorite hobby.”
“You fit perfectly into my routine.”
“You’re the cozy blanket I didn’t know I needed.”
“Are you a line?
Because I want to stay next to you forever.”
“You’re my peace in a loud world.”
“Are you a fidget toy?
Because you make me happy.”
“You’re my favorite thing to experience.”
“If I could plan my day, you’d be part of every moment.”
“You’re like my comfort food—always nice to have around.”
“My day gets better every time I see you.”
“Are you my special interest?
Because I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“You’re like my favorite music—always making me feel good.”
“You’re just right for me.”
“You’re my happy feeling in a person.”
“Are you a fidget spinner?
Because you make me feel all sorts of good.”
“You’re like the perfect hug—calm and warm.”
“I don’t need words. Just being with you feels great.”
“You’re my safe space.”
“You’re like the favorite thing I never want to let go of.”
“If I had a daily plan, you’d be the best part.”
“Are you my tool for communication?
Because you help me express myself.”
“You’re like my favorite balance—everything feels just right with you.”
“You’re as fun as the best texture to touch.”
“Are you a stim?
Because you make everything feel great.”
“You make my world feel better just by being in it.”
“You’re my favorite thing to learn about each day.”
Autistic Rizz Pick Up Lines
“Are you my favorite thing?
Because I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“You must be my special interest because you have all my attention.”
“Are you my break time?
Because I feel calm when I’m with you.”
“You’re like my comfort item—always making me feel better.”
“We go together like a perfect routine.”
“I might not look at you directly, but I’m totally thinking about you.”
“Are you a fidget spinner?
Because I can’t stop spinning around you.”
“You feel as good as my favorite texture—can’t resist you.”
“Are you my favorite toy?
Because you have all my focus.”
“You fit into my life like the best part of my day.”
“Being around you feels as safe as a cozy blanket.”
“You’re like my new obsession—I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“You’re the comfort I’ve been looking for.”
“With you, I don’t need to follow a script—I can just be me.”
“You’re the peace in my loud world.”
“Are you my special interest?
“If I had a cozy space, you’d be the best part of it.”
“Being with you is like the perfect relaxing break.”
“You must be my new obsession, because I think about you all the time.”
“Are you a fidget cube?
Because I just can’t stop being around you.”
“You’re like my favorite routine—always there when I need you.”
“If you were a fact, I’d talk about you all day.”
“I don’t need headphones when I’m with you—you’re all I want to hear.”
“You’re like the best thing I can do all day.”
“Are you my quiet time?
Because I feel so relaxed with you.”
“I’d happily talk about you forever.”
“You’re like the perfect part of my day.”
“You’re the highlight of my day, like my favorite break.”
“Are you the calm I’ve been looking for?
Because I feel at peace with you.”
“Are you the pattern I’ve been searching for?
Because everything feels right with you.”
“I could think about you all day and never get bored.”