Get Stuffed with Laughter: The Best Turkey Jokes and Puns

Why did the turkey sit on a drum?
It wanted to be a drumstick!

What dessert do turkeys love?
Nut pie with pecks!

Why did the turkey join the music band?
Because it already had drumsticks!

What do you call a funny turkey?
A joke-y bird!

Why don’t turkeys go to class?
They already know how to gobble!

What kind of weather do turkeys like?
Rainy and windy — real bird weather!

What do turkeys like to watch?
Bird shows on Feather TV!

Why was the turkey good at games?
It had fast wings!

What happens when a turkey meets a ghost?
You get a spooky bird!

What dance do turkeys love?
The wiggle-wobble!

Why did the turkey look in the mirror?
To see if it was too full!

What do turkeys eat in the morning?
Worms with a crunch!

What sound does a turkey in space make?
Gobble-blubble!

Why did the turkey have a bag?
It was going on a trip!

What do turkeys say during hide and seek?
“Can you find me?”

Why did the turkey get a better job?
It wasn’t a chicken!

What did the baby turkey say?
“You’re the best big turkey!”

Why was the turkey under the table?
It heard someone say “cook!”

What song do turkeys sing in winter?
“Gravy smells, turkey bells!”

Why did the turkey do badly in school?
It got bad bird grades.

What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
“The Bird King!”

What do you call a turkey in nice clothes?
Fancy feathers!

Why did the turkey turn red?
It saw the stuffing!

How do turkeys pick up the phone?
“Wing-wing!”

Why did the turkey take art class?
To draw better pictures.

What school subject do turkeys like?
Bird math!

What do turkeys say when surprised?
“No way — you’re stuffing me!”

Why did the turkey carry a ladder?
To climb to the top spot!

What happens when turkeys play sports?
Lots of bird fouls!

Why do turkeys tell the truth?
So they don’t get cooked!

What did the turkey write in its diary?
“Still alive today!”

Why was the turkey in a music group?
It danced with its tail!

How do turkeys surf the internet?
They use the gobble-net!

What music do turkeys enjoy?
Beat sounds — beak box!

What does a cool turkey say?
“I’m too awesome to eat!”

Funny Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the sandwich?
“You’re nothing without me!”

Why was the turkey good at dodgeball?
Because nobody could grab it!

What’s a turkey’s favorite pizza topping?
Stuffing, of course!

What do you call a loud turkey?
A super gobbler!

Why did the turkey go to space?
To prove it’s more than just dinner!

What did the turkey say after exercise?
“I’m roasted!”

Why did the turkey love to tell jokes?
Because it liked making people laugh!

What happened when the turkey lost its voice?
It typed “gobble” instead!

Why did the turkey wear sneakers?
So it could run away fast!

What sport do turkeys like best?
Wattle-ball!

What do you call turkeys in a band?
Feather rockers!

Why did the turkey go to the gym?
To make its legs stronger!

What do you get when a turkey tells a joke?
A full belly and a laugh!

Why couldn’t the turkey finish the race?
It got too full!

What did the turkey do at the show?
It gobbled the ABCs!

What do turkeys post online?
“Too cute to cook!”

Why did the turkey carry a flashlight?
It didn’t want to be dark meat!

What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Cluck-opoly!

What do you call a shy turkey?
A bundle of feathers!

Why did the turkey learn to swim?
To stay away from the fryer!

What song do turkeys sing before dinner?
“Don’t Stop Be-leafing!”

Why did the turkey go to the movies?
To watch “Feather Wars”!

What did the turkey do after the meal?
It walked away slowly.

Why did the turkey take a selfie?
To remember how good it looked!

What do you call a funny turkey?
A gobble comedian!

Why did the turkey go on strike?
It wanted more leftovers!

What did one turkey say to the other?
“Let’s escape before it’s too late!”

Why did the turkey become a spy?
So it could hide in the stuffing!

Why don’t turkeys trust chickens?
Because chickens talk too much!

What bedtime story do turkeys love?
“The Hen Who Got Away!”

What do you call a turkey on wheels?
A fast feather friend!

Why did the turkey wear cool glasses?
Because it was a dinner star!

One Liner Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey run away?
Because it saw the dinner table!

Why did the turkey laugh?
It heard a corny joke!

Why don’t turkeys text?
They just gobble instead!

Why was the turkey in a hurry?
It read the menu!

Why does the turkey exercise?
To run faster in November!

Why was the turkey nervous?
Someone mentioned stuffing!

Why did the turkey join a band?
It had great drumsticks!

Why can’t you trust a turkey?
It always runs when things get hot!

Why don’t turkeys argue?
They’d rather flap and leave!

Why was the turkey shaking?
It was trying not to be dinner!

Why didn’t the turkey high-five me?
It gave a wing bump instead!

Why is the turkey hard to find?
It hides before Thanksgiving!

Why won’t the turkey be cooked?
It wants to stay raw and free!

Why did the turkey carry a phone?
To check Gobble Maps!

Why can’t I eat my turkey?
I gave it a name!

Why did the turkey dance?
It loves music and beak beats!

Why is the turkey wearing shades?
It says it’s a cool bird!

Why did the turkey leave early?
It didn’t want to be dinner!

Why is the turkey so slow?
Because it’s stuffed full!

Why does the turkey watch action movies?
It loves “Fast and Featherious!”

Why was the turkey singing?
It joined Turkey Idol!

Why does the turkey dislike surprises?
They’re usually hot and cooked!

Why is the turkey stretching?
It’s doing turkey yoga!

Why did the turkey look tired?
It said it felt fried!

Why is the turkey wearing a cape?
It thinks it’s a superhero!

Why didn’t the turkey come?
It said “Not this year!”

Why do turkeys like jokes?
They love to laugh and gobble!

Why does the turkey waddle like that?
It walks with pride!

Why can’t I find the turkey?
It hid on the top shelf!

Why did the turkey shiver?
It was trying to stay cool!

Why is the turkey talking fancy?
It’s learning French gobbles!

Why does the turkey read cookbooks?
To know what to avoid!

Why is the turkey holding a sign?
It says, “No more gravy!”

Why is there mashed potato on the wall?
The turkey made art again!

Why is the turkey holding a game controller?
It’s a top Poultry Player!

Turkey Puns

Let’s talk — talk turkey!

That joke was really plucking funny!

I love this meal — all about that baste.

Don’t cheat — no fowl play here!

You’re sweet — like gravy to my turkey.

Let’s hang out and get basted!

It’s Thanksgiving — time to gobble ‘til you wobble!

Don’t be scared — stop acting poultrified!

This is the best — it’s stuffing awesome!

I’m feeling brave and plucky today.

When in doubt, just wing it.

Dinner time — go feast mode!

Let’s have fun and give them something to gobble about.

That bird joke was a real thigh-slapper!

I’m upset — don’t ruffle my feathers.

You’re important — you’re the tur-key to my heart.

I’m cute — too cute to be cooked!

These jokes are unbe-leaf-able.

Watch your words — no fowl language!

That turkey loves attention — always gobbling it up!

This turkey is full — it has a lot of stuffing!

I love food — you butter believe it.

What would I do without you?

Wattle I do?

Let’s eat with fun — sass and mash for all!

I’m happy today — I’m in a gravy mood.

Oh come on — for peck’s sake!

That turkey is sassy — such a sass-quawk!

I’m too blessed to be dressed!

I’m thankful — I yam thankful for you!

This is the baste day ever!

Let’s eat and smile — be turkey!

That was funny — you’re extra crispy!

This turkey’s goal?

Gobble and survive!

Don’t worry — that’s how the turkey crumbles.

I hope your day is plump and punny!

Funny Turkey Puns

I ate so much, I think I gobbled my pants!

I asked the turkey how it felt—it said, “Totally cooked!”

This turkey runs fast—it really has strong legs!

Don’t upset the turkey—it flaps its feathers when angry!

I didn’t choose the turkey life—it just found me!

My turkey’s favorite movie is Fast and Feather-y!

The turkey isn’t lazy—it’s just taking a roast break.

This turkey doesn’t like being leftovers—it wants to be the star!

I told the turkey a joke—it just flapped and laughed.

I saw my turkey searching “how to run away” online.

This turkey is smart—it’s full of flavor and funny, too.

Some turkeys plan, some just flap and go!

I tried hugging my turkey—it said, “No funny stuff!”

The turkey brought herbs—it wanted to make dinner fun!

The turkey says it’s “too cool for the oven.”

Turkey’s goal: stay far away from the gravy!

My turkey tells jokes—it thinks it’s a feather comedian!

I saw my turkey wearing sunglasses—it said it’s too bright!

This turkey skipped leg workouts… and it shows!

You know it’s close to dinner when the turkey hides the spices!

The turkey says, “This belly?

It’s a gobble belly!”

My turkey joined a band—it plays drumsticks!

Don’t worry—just gobble and smile!

I spilled gravy on myself—guess I was dressing for dinner!

The turkey crossed the street—and kept going forever!

This turkey found a clever hiding spot in the stuffing!

If turkeys could talk, mine would say, “Pick someone else!”

This turkey does yoga on one leg—it’s very balanced!

My turkey really loves cranberry sauce—it’s its favorite!

I don’t sweat—I just baste when I’m hot!

Turkeys can’t fly, but they sure can shake!

If a turkey says “no problem,” it’s totally worried inside.

This turkey is a pro—it’s been dodging ovens every year!

I invited the turkey for dinner—it replied, “No way!”

This turkey may walk slow, but it has smooth waddle moves!