Why did the parrot go to school?
To learn how to talk better!
What’s a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and squawk!
Why did the parrot sit on the clock?
It didn’t want to be late!
Why does the parrot tell jokes all the time?
Because it loves to make people laugh!
How does a parrot ask for dessert?
“Can I have some squawk-late?”
Why can’t parrots keep secrets?
They repeat everything!
What did the pirate say to his parrot?
“You talk more than I do!”
Why did the parrot fail the test?
It copied too much!
What music do parrots like?
Songs with lots of tweets!
Why did the parrot join a band?
It loves making noise!
What did the parrot say after a bad haircut?
“Not happy, not happy!”
What’s a parrot’s favorite drink?
Fruit juice!
Why was the parrot funny?
It made up silly jokes!
What do you call a parrot that works out?
A strong bird!
Why don’t parrots get lost?
They just fly around until they find their way!
What’s a parrot’s favorite subject?
History — it likes saying things again!
Why was the parrot kicked out of the library?
It was too loud!
What do you call a quiet parrot?
Strange.
Why did the parrot get a prize?
Because it behaved well!
What do parrots use to fix feathers?
Feather glue!
Why was the parrot bad at card games?
It made noise and gave away its hand!
Why did the parrot open a bakery?
It loved talking about bread!
What do you call a rich parrot?
A money bird!
Why did the parrot go to space?
To see the stars!
What’s a parrot’s favorite movie?
“Back to the Squawk!”
How do parrots text?
With lots of emojis and squawks!
What do you call parrots that play music?
A bird band!
Why did the parrot become a teacher?
So it could say things again and again!
Why can’t parrots play hide-and-seek?
They always yell out!
What did the parrot say to the mirror?
“Nice feathers!”
Why did the parrot bring a ladder?
To go higher and see more!
What kind of movies do parrots like?
Scary ones with loud sounds!
Why did the parrot visit the dentist?
To clean its beak!
What do you call a hero parrot?
Captain Squawk!
Parrot Jokes One Liners
That parrot talks so much, even the radio gave up.
My parrot told me to clean my room—who’s the boss now?
Parrots don’t gossip; they just repeat professionally.
I bought a smart parrot—now it corrects my grammar!
My parrot thinks it’s famous… it won’t stop squawking for attention.
The parrot joined a choir—now we all wear earplugs.
That parrot isn’t shy, it just likes dramatic pauses.
My parrot’s favorite word is “snack.”
This parrot doesn’t just talk—it argues.
The parrot thinks the mirror is its twin.
My parrot says “no” better than my parents.
The only thing louder than my parrot is two parrots.
I tried to teach my parrot a joke—it told a better one.
My parrot asked for Wi-Fi… now I’m worried.
That parrot repeats everything—except when I ask it to.
My parrot said “bye” and flew off—dramatic much?
I said “good morning” and my parrot said, “Not today!”
The parrot thinks bedtime is when the real party starts.
My parrot flirts with the toaster—anything shiny works.
Don’t argue with a parrot—they never forget what you said.
My parrot ordered pizza once… and tipped better than I do.
The parrot won’t sing… unless it’s 3 a.m.
I gave the parrot a bell—big mistake.
My parrot says “hello” so well, it fooled my grandma.
The parrot won’t say my name—but knows the dog’s name perfectly.
My parrot learned sarcasm—now we have competition.
This parrot has better timing than my watch.
The parrot won’t fly unless it’s for snacks.
I caught my parrot laughing at my singing.
The parrot learned one word: “why.” Now it’s a toddler.
My parrot wants a phone—probably to text the neighbors.
The parrot says “ouch” just to scare people.
That parrot has more followers than me—on real life.
I whisper, and the parrot tells the whole house.
Parrots don’t need secrets—they just are the news.
Short Parrot Jokes
Why did the parrot sit on the computer?
It wanted to watch the mouse!
What did the parrot say at the party?
“Let’s have some fun!”
Why don’t parrots get lost?
They just fly and figure it out!
Why was the parrot smart in class?
It repeated everything the teacher said!
What do you call a sleepy parrot?
A lazy squawker!
Why did the parrot join a music group?
Because it could sing well!
What game do parrots love?
Hide and make noise!
What did the parrot say to the cracker?
“You’re my favorite!”
Why did the parrot talk in the movie?
It couldn’t stay quiet!
What bird do pirates love?
A talking parrot!
Why did the parrot turn red?
It saw itself in the mirror!
What snack do parrots like?
Sweet bird treats!
Why did the parrot get a phone?
To send tweets!
How do parrots say goodbye?
“Bye-bye, squawk!”
Why did the parrot fly to the sky?
To see the stars!
What do you call a funny parrot?
A joke bird!
What movie do parrots enjoy?
“Bird Wars!”
Why did the parrot visit the doctor?
It lost its voice!
What sport do parrots play?
Beak ball!
Why do parrots look in mirrors?
They like how they look!
What do you call a rich parrot?
A money bird!
Why did the parrot go to the gym?
To flap stronger!
How do parrots cool off?
They flap their wings!
What did the parrot say after a joke?
“I’m so funny!”
Why did the parrot like school?
It could talk all day!
What color do parrots love?
Bright blue!
Why was the parrot always relaxed?
It didn’t worry much!
How do parrots play music?
They make sounds with their beaks!
What dance do parrots do?
The wing wiggle!
Why did the parrot get in trouble?
It talked back!
What did the parrot do at the zoo?
It copied people!
Why do parrots love jokes?
They laugh at everything!
How do parrots send letters?
By flying them over!
Why did the parrot wear cool glasses?
It liked the attention!
What did the parrot say to the owner?
“More crackers, please!”
Parrot Jokes Funny
Why did the parrot bring a pencil to dinner?
It wanted to draw something while eating!
What’s a parrot’s favorite fruit?
A beak-nana!
Why was the parrot kicked out of the library?
It was too noisy and kept yelling!
What do you call a parrot who likes math?
A smart squawker!
Why did the parrot wear headphones?
So it didn’t have to hear itself!
What happens if a parrot meets a cat?
It might start meowing!
Why did the parrot lose its job at the bakery?
It kept shouting at the bread!
Why did the parrot sit on the remote?
It wanted to change the TV channel!
Why did the parrot take acting lessons?
It wanted to be in bird movies!
What’s a parrot’s favorite day?
Friday — it sounds like fly-day!
Why don’t parrots use elevators?
They fly instead!
What happened when the parrot joined a cooking show?
Too much noise, not enough cooking!
Why did the parrot go to the doctor?
It had a sore voice!
What’s a parrot’s favorite sweet?
Pie with nuts!
Why did the parrot talk to a wall?
It wanted someone to listen quietly!
What did the parrot say to the phone?
“Stop copying me!”
Why did the parrot become a weather reporter?
It always knows when it’s going to rain!
How do parrots get famous?
By posting funny videos online!
What do you call a jealous parrot?
A green bird!
Why was the parrot never late?
Its beak told the time!
Why did the parrot cross the road?
To say “hi” to everyone!
What do parrots do during tests?
They guess the answers!
Why don’t parrots need phones?
They already talk all day!
Why was the parrot’s bed messy?
It kept having feather fights!
What do parrots do when bored?
They talk to themselves!
What’s a parrot’s least favorite thing?
Quiet time!
Why did the parrot leave the airplane?
It was talking too much!
How do parrots flirt?
They give feather compliments!
Why did the parrot laugh at the mirror?
It thought it saw a funny bird!
What’s a parrot’s favorite dance?
The beak wiggle!
Why are parrots bad at keeping secrets?
They say everything out loud!
How does a parrot win an argument?
It just keeps talking until it wins!
What did the parrot say after eating spicy food?
“Hot! Hot!”
Why did the parrot join the circus?
To be the loudest star!
Parrot Jokes Funny
Why did the parrot bring a ladder?
To fly even higher!
What do you call a parrot that loves ice cream?
A chilly bird!
Why did the parrot go to school?
To learn more words!
Why don’t parrots play hide and seek?
Because they always talk and get found!
What’s a parrot’s favorite food?
Crackers, always!
Why did the parrot sit near the radio?
It liked to sing with the music!
What did the parrot do when it saw a mirror?
Started talking to itself!
What do you call a lazy parrot?
A sleepy squawker!
Why did the parrot get a job?
To buy more snacks!
What’s a parrot’s favorite holiday?
Feather Day!
Why did the parrot make videos?
To talk to everyone online!
Why did the parrot wear a tie?
It wanted to look fancy!
How do parrots say hello?
“Hi, bird buddy!”
Why was the parrot not allowed in the zoo?
It talked too much to the lions!
What’s a parrot’s favorite app?
Chat-Squawk!
Why did the parrot go to the dentist?
To clean its beak!
What did the parrot do on the weekend?
Just flew around for fun!
Why did the parrot go to the beach?
To relax and get warm!
What do you call a parrot that loves music?
A beak DJ!
Why don’t parrots watch scary movies?
They get scared and squawk loudly!
What did the parrot say to the banana?
“You’re not a cracker!”
Why did the parrot bring an umbrella?
It thought it would rain feathers!
What’s a parrot’s favorite game?
Squawk-ball!
Why was the parrot happy all the time?
It didn’t have to do chores!
What did the parrot say after sneezing?
“Bless me!”
Why did the parrot sleep so long?
It stayed up talking all night!
What do you call a superhero parrot?
Feather Hero!
Why was the parrot looking at the oven?
It heard someone say “roast chicken”!
What did the parrot order at the café?
Crackers with extra crackers!
Why did the parrot talk so much?
It loved to share secrets!
How did the parrot win the race?
It flew over the track!
Why did the parrot get a mirror?
To talk to itself all day!
What movie does a parrot love?
The Wing Movie!
Why do parrots enjoy parties?
They love to dance and talk!
What happened when the parrot joined a band?
It became the main singer!
Dead Parrot Jokes
Why didn’t the dead parrot fly?
Because it was gone for good.
What did the owner say when the parrot stopped talking?
“I think it’s just sleeping… forever.”
Why was the dead parrot so quiet?
It couldn’t make any noise anymore.
How do you know a parrot is dead?
When it doesn’t move at all.
Why don’t dead parrots tell jokes?
Because they don’t have a voice now.
What do you call a parrot that’s gone?
A bird from the past.
Why wasn’t the dead parrot ever bored?
Because it was never awake.
What do you get if you mix a parrot with a ghost?
A silent bird that haunts you.
Why did the dead parrot join the choir?
Because it’s good at being quiet.
What song do dead parrots like?
“Silent Wings.”
Why did the store sell the dead parrot?
Because it didn’t talk at all.
How does a dead parrot say hello?
With a quiet look.
What’s the difference between a dead parrot and a rock?
One is a pet, the other is just a rock.
Why didn’t the dead parrot like its cage?
Because it couldn’t live in it anymore.
What did the dead parrot do in a thunderstorm?
Nothing — it was too shocked.
Why is a dead parrot a good listener?
Because it never talks back.
What’s a dead parrot’s favorite movie?
“Gone with the Wings.”
Why did the dead parrot avoid mirrors?
It didn’t want to see itself.
What do you call a parrot that lost its voice?
A quiet bird.
Why was the dead parrot a bad singer?
Because it couldn’t breathe.
How do you say goodbye to a dead parrot?
With a silent squawk.
Why didn’t the dead parrot argue?
Because it had no beak to speak.
What do dead parrots dream about?
Sitting in the clouds.
Why didn’t the dead parrot fly south?
Because it was already gone.
How does a dead parrot take selfies?
With a serious face.
What happens if a dead parrot tells a joke?
No one hears it.
Why did the dead parrot stop collecting snacks?
Because it didn’t eat anymore.
How do you cheer up a dead parrot?
You can’t — it’s at peace.
What’s the dead parrot’s favorite day?
All Birds Day.
Why didn’t the dead parrot get lost?
Because it never moved.
What’s a dead parrot’s favorite thing to do?
Nothing at all.
Why didn’t the dead parrot watch TV?
Because it couldn’t change channels.
How do you tell a dead parrot from a sleeping one?
If it never blinks again.
What’s a dead parrot’s favorite book?
“The Last Flight.”
Why was the dead parrot the quietest pet?
Because it was finally at rest.
Sick Parrot Jokes
Why did the sick parrot stay in bed?
Because it needed rest.
What medicine does a sick parrot take?
Vitamin seeds!
Why did the parrot see the doctor?
It had a sore throat.
How do you know a parrot has a cold?
It sneezes crackers!
What food does a sick parrot like?
Warm seed soup.
Why was the parrot wrapped in a blanket?
To stay warm.
What did the parrot say when it felt sick?
“I feel rough today.”
How do sick parrots feel better?
By watching happy movies.
What do sick parrots like to do?
Rest and fluff feathers.
Why did the sick parrot cancel plans?
To not spread germs.
What do you call a parrot that coughs a lot?
A noisy bird.
Why did the sick parrot carry tissues?
For sneezing.
How do parrots know they’re better?
They start singing.
What helps a sick parrot?
Love and crackers.
Why did the parrot take a nap?
It was tired and sick.
How do sick parrots say hello?
With a soft “squawk.”
Why do sick parrots avoid loud sounds?
They need quiet to heal.
What drink do sick parrots like?
Warm seed tea.
How did the sick parrot stop coughing?
With bird medicine.
Why did the parrot wear a mask?
To stop germs.
What did the sick parrot ask the doctor?
“Can I have some crackers?”
Why didn’t the sick parrot fly?
It was too weak.
How do you help a sick parrot?
Pet it gently and give crackers.
What song do sick parrots like?
“Stayin’ Alive” quietly.
Why did the sick parrot avoid rain?
It didn’t want a worse cold.
How do parrots sneeze?
“Ach-choo!”
Why was the sick parrot grumpy?
It didn’t like feeling sick.
How do sick parrots rest?
In warm nests.
What does a sick parrot say when better?
“I feel chirpy again!”
Why did the sick parrot hide under the couch?
For peace and quiet.
How do sick parrots stay warm?
With their feathers.
What did the sick parrot tell a friend?
“Don’t catch my cold!”
Why did the parrot drink hot tea?
To help its throat.
How can you tell a parrot is sick?
It stops talking and rests.
Parrot Puns
That parrot sure knows how to fly by the seat of its wings!
I feel talented, just like my parrot.
You can’t handle all this squawking!
Parrots always have great weekend plans.
Don’t mess with my feathers — I’m just doing my best!
Life is more fun with birds around.
I’m just copying your style like a parrot.
You make me laugh, shell I say?
Time to give this talkative bird some praise.
It’s all about the pictures, not just the feathers.
Don’t be selfish, share your crackers!
That idea is really for the birds!
I’m crazy about parrots.
My parrot’s jokes always get a squawk!
Feather or not, you look great today.
Let’s flock together and have fun!
You look fantastic today!
Stay calm and keep squawking.
Don’t be a burden; lighten up!
That’s a talented pun right there.
I really like this feathered friend.
You’re one in a million parrots.
Be careful what you say!
Just try your best and see what happens.
You’re the talk of the town!
Don’t peck at me, I’m just joking!
Make noise and amaze everyone — that’s my motto.
Life is a perfect adventure with parrots.
I’m feeling a little stuck today.
That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard today.
My parrot’s jokes are unbelievable.
You really love parrots, don’t you?
Don’t hide your feelings, just speak up.
I’m talented enough to make you smile.
Let’s put all our hopes on one perch!
