Do you stay up late and like to laugh? You’re in the right spot! Night Owl Laughs has funny owl jokes and puns that will make your night better. Whether you’re awake or just want some fun, these jokes will make you smile and maybe even laugh out loud. So get cozy and enjoy the laughs!
Owl Jokes
Why did the owl join the band?
Because it liked to make noise!
What’s an owl’s favorite kind of math?
Hoo-geometry!
Why don’t owls keep secrets?
Because they always make a sound!
What does an owl say when surprised?
“Oh, hoot!”
Why was the owl smart at school?
Because it was very wise!
Why did the owl sit on the clock?
To be on time!
How do owls send messages?
With owl-mail!
What’s an owl’s favorite treat?
Whoopie pie!
Why did the owl stop being friends with the bat?
Because it was too dark!
What exercise do owls do?
Hoo-lates!
Why did the owl become a detective?
Because it finds clues well!
What happens when an owl goes to school?
It becomes smart!
How do owls have fun?
By hooting and cheering!
What music do owls like?
Hoot jazz!
Why did the owl sit in the sun?
To feel warm!
What game do owls like?
Hide and hoot!
Why don’t owls get lost?
They follow their hoot-map!
What did the owl say to the cat?
“Who’s cool?”
Why do owls wear glasses?
To see better!
What do owls do when it rains?
Stay inside and hoot!
How do owls like their eggs?
Soft and warm!
What did the owl say at a joke show?
“That was a hoot!”
Why did the owl become a cook?
Because it loves hoot-food!
Why is the owl always calm?
Because it stays cool!
How do owls make friends feel better?
They say, “Don’t worry, hoo-hoo!”
What holiday do owls like?
Whoo-lidays!
Why did the owl bring a pencil?
To write hoot-notes!
What do owls say in the morning?
“Good hoot!”
Why did the owl open a bakery?
To sell hoot-donuts!
What sport do owls like?
Hootball!
How do owls relax?
By listening to hoot music!
What did the owl say when it won?
“I’m hoot and proud!”
Why did the owl sit on the computer?
To check hoot-mails!
Knock Knock Owl Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
That’s an owl’s sound!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoot.
Hoot who?
Hoot’s there? It’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Night.
Night who?
Night owl says hi!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feather.
Feather who?
Feather you glad to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wing.
Wing who?
Wing please open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendous owl here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nest.
Nest who?
Nest time open fast!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owlbert.
Owlbert who?
Owlbert your friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swoop.
Swoop who?
Swoop in and say hi!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hootie.
Hootie who?
Hootie’s here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Branch.
Branch who?
Branch out and open!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twit.
Twit who?
Twit-twoo! Open!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful, it’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wise.
Wise who?
Wise to open now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dusk.
Dusk who?
Dusk you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Talons.
Talons who?
Talons for asking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glide.
Glide who?
Glide me in please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hollow.
Hollow who?
Hollow you be my friend?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Silent.
Silent who?
Silent night for owls!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Perch.
Perch who?
Perch you open now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow waiting here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fur.
Fur who?
Fur real, it’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beady.
Beady who?
Beady eyes see you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chirp.
Chirp who?
Chirp up and open!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glowing.
Glowing who?
Glowing eyes at night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screech.
Screech who?
Screech you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flutter.
Flutter who?
Flutter by and open!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Night.
Night who?
Night time for owls!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Hatch you open yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nightfall.
Nightfall who?
Nightfall’s here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whisper.
Whisper who?
Whisper open now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peep.
Peep who?
Peep who’s here!
Owl Jokes Funny
Why did the owl bring a ladder?
To reach high places!
What music do owls like?
Hoot songs!
Why don’t owls get lost?
They follow their hoot!
How do owls say hi?
They say “Whoo!”
What do you call a smart owl?
A wise owl!
Why did the owl go to school?
To get better at hooting!
What do owls eat in the morning?
Hootcakes!
How do owls fix their feathers?
With a brush!
Why did the owl sit on a computer?
To check hootmail!
What game do owls like?
Hide and hoot!
Why are owls fun at parties?
They love to hoot!
What did the owl say after work?
“Time to rest my hoot!”
Why did the owl take a flashlight?
To see in the dark!
How do owls exercise?
Hoo-lates!
Why did the owl join a choir?
It loves to sing hoots!
What snack do owls like?
Hoot-dogs!
How do owls get around?
By hoot-bike!
What do you call a funny owl?
A hootster!
Why did the owl get a job?
To earn hoot money!
What do owls wear to stay warm?
Feather coats!
How do owls clean their homes?
With hoover vacuums!
Why do owls like books?
Because of hoot stories!
What do you call an owl who loves basketball?
A slam-hooter!
Why did the owl paint its feathers?
To look nice!
How do owls cheer?
With “Hoo-ray!”
What movies do owls like?
Hoot-comedies!
Why don’t owls use phones?
They like to hoot face to face!
What did the owl say at the movies?
“This is a hoot!”
How do owls cool down?
With hoot fans!
What is an owl’s favorite holiday?
Whoo-lidays!
Why did the owl carry a map?
To not get lost!
What is an owl’s favorite drink?
Hoot chocolate!
Why did the owl start a band?
To hoot with friends!
How do owls send letters?
By owl mail!
What did the owl say to the mouse?
“You’re my hoot friend!”
Owl Puns
Owl always care for you.
Who’s your favorite?
Hoot if you’re happy!
I’ll be here for you, owl-ways.
You’re really funny!
Stay cool like an owl.
I’ll help you, owl right?
Who knew that?
All you need is love, owl!
Have a great hoot day!
I’ll give you a hand, owl.
Hooray for you!
Let’s talk owl stuff!
Who’s ready for fun?
I bet you didn’t know!
Time to hoot and play!
I’ll watch over it, owl.
Who says no?
All you want is fun!
That’s really funny!
I’ll try my best, owl.
Who’s the leader?
Who’s your buddy?
I’ll find a way, owl.
Who’s on your team?
I’ll be back soon, owl.
You’re so cute!
Hoot sounds!
I’ll do it, owl.
Who feels lucky?
Just try your best!
What’s up, owl?
See you later, owl!
Who’s got your back?
I’ll do my best!
Birthday Owl Puns
Have fun on your birthday!
I bet your day will be great!
Hope your birthday is awesome!
Time to have fun and celebrate!
Who’s ready for cake?
I’m wishing you the best!
Have a super fun birthday!
You’re a year older and wiser!
Hope your birthday is really fun!
I love celebrating with you!
Who’s getting older today?
It’s your birthday, hooray!
Hope your day is full of fun!
Cheers to you on your birthday!
Let’s party all day!
You’re fun to celebrate!
I know your birthday will be great!
Sending lots of happy wishes!
Hope your birthday is very fun!
Who wants some cake?
I bet your day is special!
Here’s to a great birthday!
Who’s the birthday star today?
I’ll be thinking of you!
Hope your birthday is amazing!
Big hugs on your special day!
You’re a great birthday friend!
Let’s have fun and laugh!
Birthday wishes are flying your way!
I’ll celebrate with you!
Have a big birthday party!
Who’s ready to have fun?
Your birthday is worth celebrating!
I’ll remember this day with you!
Here’s to an awesome birthday!
