Why did the mouse take a pencil to class?
To draw pictures of cheese!
What game do mice love the most?
Hide and squeak!
How do mice find their way home?
They follow cheese crumbs!
What does a mouse do when it wins?
It jumps and squeaks happily!
What sweet treat do mice enjoy?
Cheesecake!
Why did the mouse sit on the computer?
It liked the mousepad!
What do you call a mouse that sings?
A singing mouse!
Why did the mouse wear cool glasses?
Because it wanted to look cheesy!
What did the little mouse tell its mom?
“I love you more than cheese!”
What kind of car would a mouse drive?
A small cheese car!
How do mice keep their fur nice?
They use a tiny brush!
Where do rich mice live?
In big mouse houses!
Why did the mouse go to school?
To learn smart stuff!
What do mice write with?
Little squeaky pens!
How does a mouse answer the phone?
“Hello! Who’s there with cheese?”
What did the mouse say when he fell?
“That was a cheesy trip!”
What do mice do for fun?
Watch cat videos safely!
What dance do mice like?
The cheese wiggle!
Why did the mouse cross the street?
To get some tasty cheese!
What did the cat tell the mouse?
“Nice to snack on you!”
Why don’t mice get in trouble?
They move fast and stay quiet!
What do you call a mouse who lies?
A fibber squeaker!
What instrument do mice play?
Little cheese drums!
What did the loving mouse say?
“You’re my favorite cheese!”
Why was the mouse bad at sports?
It kept tossing the cheese instead!
What happens when a mouse tells a joke?
Everyone squeaks with laughter!
Why did the mouse open a shop?
To sell yummy cheese rolls!
What’s a lazy mouse called?
A cheese potato!
Why did the mouse go for a run?
To stay away from the cat!
What did the mouse do on stage?
It squeaked a funny song!
Why did the mouse read the news?
To learn about cheese deals!
What happens when two mice fall in love?
They feel all cheesy inside!
What’s a mouse’s favorite film?
The funny squeaky one!
What do you call a fancy mouse?
Sir Squeaks-a-lot!
Why did the mouse carry a ladder?
To reach the high cheese shelf!
Mickey Mouse Jokes
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Why did Mickey go to class?
To learn how to draw himself!What kind of math does Mickey like?
Mouse math!Why did Mickey carry a ladder?
Because Minnie told him to reach high!What did Mickey say when he dropped his ice cream?
“Oops! That was silly!”Why doesn’t Mickey get tired?
He’s full of Disney fun!What music does Mickey like?
Songs with a little squeak!Why did Mickey wear a coat?
Because it was Minnie-raining!What cheese does Mickey love?
The kind Minnie likes!Why did Mickey see a doctor?
He couldn’t stop laughing!What did Mickey say when Pluto snored?
“That’s one sleepy dog!”Why did Mickey open a cake shop?
To make happy treats!What game does Mickey play with Donald?
Hide and squeak!Why did Mickey cross the road?
To give Minnie a hug!What do you call a messy Mickey?
A mouse in a mess!Why was Mickey late?
He forgot the time!What sport does Mickey play?
Mouse ball!Why did Mickey take a picture?
To remember the moment!What did Mickey do in the dark?
He used his glowing smile!Why did Mickey eat at home?
Because Goofy’s food was too silly!What veggie does Mickey like?
Mouse-rooms!Why did Mickey get a new phone?
Minnie wouldn’t answer his calls!What movie does Mickey love?
A fun cartoon one!Why did Mickey join a band?
To play fun sounds!What did Mickey say to Minnie’s joke?
“You’re so funny!”Why did Mickey bring a map?
So he wouldn’t get lost!What does Mickey drink in the morning?
Hot mouse-tea!Why was Mickey reading recipes?
He wanted to bake something sweet!Why did Mickey learn to dance?
To move like a star!Why didn’t Mickey go to the cheese shop?
He didn’t want to get stuck!What story does Mickey like before bed?
“One with a happy mouse!”Why did Mickey look outside?
To see Minnie wave!What do you call Mickey on a trip?
A mouse on the move!What did Mickey say to the mirror?
“Looking good today!”Why did Mickey fly to the moon?
To look for space cheese!What’s Mickey really good at?
Making people smile!
Mouse Jokes One Liners
I saw a mouse doing exercise — maybe he’s scared of the cat!
That mouse ran so fast, I thought he had cheese in his pocket!
The mouse wants a job — says he’s really good at cleaning crumbs!
The mouse took a spoon to the cheese store — just in case!
I tried to touch the mouse, but he said, “Don’t touch my cheese!”
That mouse was so cool, even the cat smiled!
When there’s a mouse in the kitchen, dinner turns into a race!
The mouse opened a cake shop — it’s small but tasty!
I asked the mouse, “What’s new?” He said, “Still nibbling!”
The mouse told a cheese joke — it made me laugh too hard!
My computer mouse ran away — it’s tired of working!
The mouse joined a band — he plays the tiny guitar!
A mouse zoomed by on a toy car — must be in a hurry!
The mouse has a secret hole in the wall — his tiny home!
That mouse won a race — all for a piece of cheese!
I saw a mouse with sunglasses — he said the lights were too bright!
The mouse goes to the gym — now he’s a strong little guy!
A mouse came to the movie — only for the popcorn!
The mouse had a flashlight — he’s searching under the fridge!
I told the mouse to calm down — he said, “I’m nacho business!”
That mouse has a radio show — he talks about life under the couch!
The mouse learned karate — now he kicks like a ninja!
I met a nice mouse — he said, “Hi, I’m Cheddar!”
The mouse sells cheese — one bite at a time!
My socks are gone — maybe the mouse needed a blanket!
I saw a mouse dancing — he’s got great tiny moves!
The mouse is writing a story — it’s all about his tail!
The mouse has a calendar — full of cheese days!
The mouse plays detective — always hunting crumbs!
The cat won’t mess with this mouse — he knows karate!
The mouse showed up late — he said, “My legs are too short!”
The mouse is retired — now he just naps and eats!
I asked the mouse what he’s doing — he said, “Still sneaky!”
The mouse plays chess — and he’s really smart!
The mouse built a fort out of paper — he calls it his cheese castle!
Minnie Mouse Jokes
Why did Minnie wear her bow to the party?
Because she wanted to look extra cute!
What color does Minnie love most?
Yellow like a happy banana!
Why did Minnie join art class?
She wanted to draw hearts for Mickey!
What did Minnie say when her shoe went missing?
“Oh no! Now my bow doesn’t match!”
Why does Minnie always look happy?
Because she always thinks good thoughts!
What fruit does Minnie like best?
Sweet red strawberries!
Why did Minnie carry an umbrella in the sun?
She wanted to keep her bow safe!
What did Minnie tell Mickey on Valentine’s Day?
“You make my heart smile!”
Why did Minnie take singing lessons?
She wanted to sing like a star!
What snack does Minnie love?
Cheese shaped like little hearts!
Why did Minnie buy a mirror?
To check if her bow looked perfect!
What did Minnie wear to the beach?
A spotty swimsuit and her favorite bow!
Why did Minnie go to the cake shop?
To buy a heart-shaped cake!
What dance does Minnie like most?
One where she spins and smiles!
What did Minnie say when she saw a rainbow?
“I wish it had pink!”
Why did Minnie bring her notebook?
To draw bows and happy things!
What did Mickey say when Minnie wore a shiny dress?
“You look like a star!”
Why did Minnie laugh at the movie?
The mouse on screen had silly clothes!
Why did Minnie bring balloons?
Because she loves happy days!
What bedtime story does Minnie enjoy?
The one about a princess with a bow!
Why did Minnie write a song?
So she could sing with Mickey!
What did Minnie say at the flower shop?
“I want all the pink ones!”
Why did Minnie get a new phone?
To take more fun pictures!
What did Minnie tell the mirror?
“I look cute today!”
Why did Minnie walk in a fashion show?
Because bows are always in style!
Why did Minnie dance in the rain?
She liked how her shoes sparkled!
What’s in Minnie’s purse?
Lip gloss, notes, and a tiny snack!
Why did Minnie get a gold star?
She was kind and sweet all day!
What did Minnie say about the small cake?
“Let’s add more love to it!”
Why does Minnie love spring?
There are more flowers to wear!
Why did Minnie take a nap?
Even she needs rest sometimes!
What did Minnie paint on her wall?
A big heart with Mickey’s name!
Why did Minnie bring a camera?
To take fun photos with friends!
Why did Minnie turn red at dinner?
Because Mickey smiled at her!
What’s Minnie really good at?
Tying cute bows really fast!
Computer Mouse Jokes
Why did the computer mouse go to class?
To learn how to scroll better!
What did the mouse say to the keyboard?
“You have way too many keys!”
Why was the mouse tired?
It worked all day moving stuff!
What dance does the mouse like?
The click and slide!
Why did the mouse get confused?
It couldn’t find the arrow!
What did the mouse eat for lunch?
A tiny byte!
Why doesn’t the mouse sleep?
It’s always moving with the arrow!
Why did the mouse feel stressed?
Too much clicking!
How do you make a mouse feel better?
Give it a soft mousepad!
Why was the mouse sad?
The laptop only used the touchpad!
What game does the mouse enjoy?
Click and seek!
Why did the mouse stop working?
It clicked too many times!
What do you call a smart mouse?
A click master!
What subject does the mouse like?
Scrolling lessons!
Why does the mouse love weekends?
No more dragging files!
Why did the mouse go to the gym?
To move faster and smoother!
What did the mouse say in a race?
“I’m fast and wired!”
Why did the mouse wear glasses?
It couldn’t see the arrow!
What does a lazy mouse say?
“I’ll scroll later!”
Why did the mouse leave the laptop?
Too many mixed clicks!
What’s the mouse’s favorite drink?
Hot java with cookies!
Why did the mouse feel dizzy?
It spun too much on the desk!
What music does the mouse like?
Clicky beats!
What does the mouse do every morning?
Stretch, move, and scroll!
Why was the wireless mouse happy?
No wires to hold it back!
What’s a mouse that tells jokes?
A click clown!
Why did the mouse go to the doctor?
It couldn’t click right!
What movie does the mouse love?
“Scroll Wars!”
Why did the mouse hide?
It saw the cleaning spray!
What sport does the mouse play?
Scroll racing!
Why was the mouse happy today?
It got a smooth new pad!
What do you call a cold mouse?
A chilly clicker!
What happened when the mouse met the printer?
They clicked right away!
Why did the mouse rest?
Too many tabs were open!
What did the mouse say to the screen?
“Stop staring! I’m working!”
Funny Mouse Jokes
Why did the mouse wear shoes?
So his feet wouldn’t squeak!
What candy do mice love?
Cheesy chews!
Why did the mouse run fast in the kitchen?
He saw cheese on the TV!
What do you call a dancing mouse?
A happy squeaker!
Why was the mouse so small?
He only ate tiny crumbs!
What did the cat say to the mouse?
“You look tasty!”
Why did the mouse get in trouble?
He squeaked during the test!
What book do mice like?
One with holes in the story!
Why did the mouse bring a bag?
He was moving near the cheese!
What’s a mouse without a tail called?
Just a short squeak!
Why don’t mice use phones?
Their paws are too tiny!
What did the mouse do at the party?
He squeaked and danced!
Why did the mouse blush?
The cheese winked at him!
What’s a funny group of mice called?
A giggle of squeaks!
Why was the mouse in the sock drawer?
It felt soft like home!
What toy do mice like?
A tiny cheese car!
Why did the mouse sleep on bread?
It felt like a sandwich bed!
What movie does the mouse love?
“Squeak to the Future!”
Why did the mouse wear a tie?
He had a job at the cheese shop!
What did the mouse say when he found cheese?
“Hooray!”
Why don’t mice get lost?
They follow the smell of cheese!
What holiday do mice like best?
Cheese-mas!
Why did the mouse take a selfie?
He felt cute that day!
What do you call a mouse with bad jokes?
A silly squeaker!
Why did the mouse go to the library?
To read about beating cats!
What do you call a sleepy mouse?
A soft nap squeak!
Why did the mouse join singing class?
He had a squeaky voice!
What happened when the mouse slipped in butter?
He slid like a skater!
Why did the mouse take a light?
To look behind the fridge!
What class does a mouse like?
Cheese history!
Why did the mouse laugh at dinner?
The cheese told a joke!
What did the mouse name his boat?
The Cheese Ship!
Why did the mouse rest all day?
He was too tired to squeak!
What game do mice love?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse awake at night?
A moon mouse!
