Why did the hen carry a ladder?
To lay her eggs up high!
What do you call a hen that tells spooky stories?
A ghost-chicken!
Why was the hen funny?
She always made egg jokes!
What did the hen say after finding a shiny egg?
“This is my lucky day!”
Why did the hen go on stage?
To show she’s not scared!
How does a hen stay healthy?
She does her morning stretches!
What did the hen wear to the party?
Her best feathers!
Why did the hen go to class?
To learn more things!
What do you call a hen who plays music?
A rockin’ chicken!
Why don’t hens whisper in the coop?
Because the corn might hear them!
What did the hen do on holiday?
She went on an egg adventure!
Why did the hen sit on a clock?
She wanted to hatch some time!
How do hens travel fast?
By train, the egg-spress!
Why was the hen nervous about math?
Because of all the hard questions!
What does a hen do after a breakup?
She takes a fun trip!
What’s a hen’s favorite move?
The chicken dance!
What do you call a hen that loves talking?
A chatter-chick!
How do hens know where to go?
They just follow their beak!
How does a hen say sorry?
With a soft cluck.
What did the brave hen say?
“I can do this!”
Why did the hen use sunscreen?
So she wouldn’t burn!
What game does a hen like?
Egg races!
Why did the hen go to an audition?
She wanted to be famous!
What do you call a hen that writes poems?
A poem-hen!
Why was the hen so calm?
She took deep breaths!
What did the hen say to her loud babies?
“Be quiet!”
What kind of hen is never late?
One that watches the clock!
Why did the hen bring a pen?
To write letters!
What do you call a hen that’s confused?
A scrambled one!
Why did the hen open a small café?
She made great eggs!
What movie scares hens?
“The Egg-Scary One!”
How do hens send notes?
By egg-mail!
Why did the hen get a prize?
She did a great job!
What do hens do online?
Take selfies and post them!
What did the baby say to the hen?
“You’re funny, Mom!”
Funny Hen Jokes
Why don’t hens use elevators?
They like using the stairs because of the pecking order!
What did the hen say at the dance?
“Stop stepping on my feet, rooster!”
Why did the hen sit on the remote?
She wanted to hatch a new TV show!
What’s a hen’s favorite ice cream?
Chick-o-late chip!
Why was the hen always on her phone?
She was reading egg-mails!
What do you call a hen with a map?
A cluck navigator!
Why did the hen blush?
Because someone said she looked egg-cellent!
How did the hen win the singing contest?
She had a great cluck voice!
What did the tired hen say in the morning?
“I need a nap and a nest!”
Why couldn’t the hen stay quiet in the library?
She kept clucking!
What did the hen bring to the picnic?
Egg salad and jokes!
Why don’t hens eat fast food?
Because it runs too fast!
What did the hen do during the storm?
She hid and said, “I’m chickening out!”
What’s a hen’s favorite class?
Egg math!
Why did the hen look in the mirror?
She wanted to see her pretty feathers!
What did the hen wear on her date?
A bright red comb!
Why did the hen join a band?
She liked making noise!
What do you call a hen with bad jokes?
A punny chicken!
What did the hen say to the cracked egg?
“You’re funny!”
Why did the hen fail her driving test?
She took wrong turns in the barn!
What did the hen do after winning money?
She bought a cozy golden nest!
Why did the hen start meditating?
To feel calm and peep inside!
What do you call a hen who loves horror movies?
A scaredy-cluck!
Why didn’t the hen dance?
She had two left feet!
How did the hen become a cook?
She loved cooking eggs!
What’s the hen’s favorite song?
“Shake Your Tail Feathers!”
What did the hen say after a funny joke?
“That’s egg-xactly what I needed!”
Why did the hen get in trouble at the club?
Too many jokes about eggs!
What do you get when a hen does magic?
Egg tricks!
Why did the hen buy more shoes?
She loved showing off her feet!
What’s a hen’s favorite video game?
Call of Dooty!
Why did the hen start a beauty shop?
She wanted to help other hens look nice!
What did the hen say after working out?
“Look at my strong wings!”
Why did the hen visit the art museum?
She liked pictures of other chickens!
What do you call a hen with a sharp memory?
An egg-spert!
Chicken Jokes Because
Why did the hen go to space?
To check if the moon had eggs!
What did the hen say to the corn?
“Stop looking at me like that!”
Why don’t hens use computers?
They’re scared of the “exit” button!
How did the hen become popular?
She clucked with the right crowd!
What’s a hen’s favorite movie?
Cluck to the Future!
Why did the hen take music lessons?
To learn the egg-cordion!
What did the hen say after eating?
“I’m stuffed!”
Why did the hen fail the test?
She counted eggs too early!
What do you call a hen who’s always late?
A slow clucker!
What happened when the hen joined a band?
She played the best beats!
Why did the hen sit on books?
She wanted to learn something new!
What do hens wear in winter?
Extra warm feathers!
Why did the hen go to the gym?
To make her wings stronger!
What stories do hens love?
Ones with fun endings!
Why was the hen scared of mirrors?
She thought her beak looked weird!
What do you call a hen that talks a lot?
A noisy clucker!
Why did the hen carry a flashlight?
To find her eggs at night!
What did the hen shout in hide and seek?
“You can’t find me forever!”
Why did the hen join the circus?
She could walk on eggs!
What snack does a hen love?
Pop-corn!
What did the hen do on her day off?
She had a picnic!
Why did the hen open a bakery?
She made tasty egg rolls!
How does a hen cheer?
“Cluck, cluck, yay!”
Why was the hen always relaxed?
She didn’t stress — just clucked!
What do you call a funny hen?
A joke-clucker!
Why did the hen walk backward?
To fix her past mistakes!
What do hens do on weekends?
Clean the coop and rest!
Why did the hen look at stars?
She made a wish!
What kind of phone does a hen like?
A wing-phone!
Why did the hen stop using social media?
Too many fake egg stories!
What do you call a clever hen?
An egg-head!
Why did the hen go to the beach?
To relax in the sun!
What did the hen say after a promotion?
“I’m the boss now!”
Why did the hen wear sunglasses?
To look cool!
How does a hen relax at night?
With a warm nest and a book!
Hen Puns
I feel super happy today — just like a cheerful hen!
That joke really made me crack up!
She’s not bossy — she just rules the coop!
I’m not slow, I just walk at coop speed.
I like to decorate — must be my nesting style!
Are you joking? Or are you yolking?
She’s a great example — a real egg-sample!
Let’s make a plan… or just wing it!
I forgot again — I must be feather-brained!
Her outfit is egg-stremely nice!
She makes the rules — the cluck rules!
I’m not being lazy — I’m just egg-hausted.
He dances like a bird on the move!
Don’t be rude — don’t be a mother-clucker!
I’m staying quiet — just laying low.
That hen has some serious cluck power!
Don’t be selfish — don’t be shellfish!
Let’s take a little beak — I mean, break!
She’s doing well by just winging it!
This party is hen-tastic!
I hope today goes well — I’ve got egg-spectations!
That was a great deal — a coop deal!
Time to pull my cluck together!
My feathers are all ruffled today!
Don’t panic — don’t crack under pressure.
I’m in a bad mood — a real fowl mood.
It’s okay — just keep clucking along.
That was a good joke — grade A for sure!
This show is pure hen-tertainment!
You’re an egg-ceptional friend!
That idea turned out just right — perfectly hatched!
I’ll be coop-ed up at home this weekend.
Always stay happy — like a sunny-side-up egg!
I gave it my all — now it’s your turn.
This is just the pun I needed — egg-zactly right!
Hen Puns One Liners
I didn’t pick the chicken life — it picked me.
She’s not too much — she’s just a little egg-stra.
I’m not angry — I’m just feeling a bit grumpy like a hen.
That’s exactly what I was thinking — no yolk!
I get nervous sometimes, but I still get it done.
I’ll be ready next time — for sure!
She always makes the rules in the coop.
I don’t guess — I make a feathered plan!
Wake up and cluck — time to shine!
Just sitting here with my chicks, having fun.
I don’t need to dress up — I already look cluckin’ good.
My coop dreams are coming true!
Don’t mess with me — I’m not in the mood today.
I have no more excuses — time to do it!
That joke surprised me like a cracking egg!
I’m the boss of this coop — peck yeah!
I feel great — totally peck-tastic!
Hens always come first — that’s the rule.
You always make me laugh — you crack me up!
Shake your feathers and start the day!
Home is where my nest is.
Are you clucking serious right now?
Let’s make a plan and rule the barn!
I’m not listening to drama today.
I’m just too cute to handle right now!
I came, I clucked, I did my best.
My outfit today?
Hen-style!
Stay calm and keep on clucking.
One step at a time — I’m still the queen of the coop.
I feel happy and full of energy today!
I’m trying to stay happy, like a sunny-side-up egg.
Even if things get messy, I stay strong.
Like it or not, I’m here and I’m ready!
She believed in herself — and she laid the egg!
