Why did the elf take string to work?
He wanted to tie up some small problems!
What sport do elves like the most?
Mini-golf — it’s just their size!
Why did the elf turn red?
Because he saw his name halfway on the “nice” list!
How do elves fix shoes?
They use glue and a bit of magic!
What kind of music do elves love?
Wrapping music — like gifts!
Why don’t elves get sleepy?
They rest inside gift boxes!
What do you call an elf with a runny nose?
A sneezy little helper!
Why did the elf go back to class?
To learn the elf-abet better!
What do elves say when they leave?
“Hope you have a jolly day!”
What money do elves use?
Jingle coins!
Why did the elf carry a ladder?
He needed help reaching the top shelf!
What sweet treat do elves love?
Tiny pies with sugar on top!
What did the elf say to the candy cane?
“Stick with me!”
Why wasn’t the elf allowed in the reindeer games?
He tried to ride them!
What’s an elf’s favorite show?
One with lots of snow and magic!
What did the elf do when his pencil broke?
He drew with a little stick!
Why couldn’t the elf hide well?
His hat always showed!
What do elves drink?
Warm cocoa with lots of fun!
Why did the elf sing in the choir?
He loved holiday songs!
How do elves take pictures?
With elf-phones!
Why are elves good at guessing games?
Because they act out everything!
Why did the elf sit on the roof?
He wanted some quiet time!
How do elves exercise?
They do jingle-jumps!
How do elves celebrate birthdays?
With little hats and cake shaped like gifts!
What did the elf wear to a dance?
A snow-suit and shiny shoes!
Why was the elf scared of the snowman?
It looked too serious!
What do you call a funny elf?
A joke-elf!
Why did the elf use a flashlight?
To help find Santa in the dark!
Where do elves like to go on vacation?
Somewhere cold and quiet!
What did the elf say about the big gift?
“That’s not for me — too huge!”
Why did the elf wear shades?
So no one would see him sneaking snacks!
What kind of car does an elf drive?
A toy-sized sleigh!
Why did the elf open a cookie shop?
He needed some extra dough!
How do elves send notes?
With tiny jingle mail!
What’s the quietest sound at the North Pole?
An elf tiptoeing to steal a cookie!
Funny Elf Jokes
Why don’t elves tell lies?
Because everyone can tell — they’re too small to hide it!
What did the elf say after wrapping gifts?
“All done — now it’s time to chill!”
Why did the elf take a notebook to work?
He wanted to write down fun toy ideas!
What kind of math do elves like?
Toy problems!
Why was the elf not good at dodgeball?
He kept hiding behind boxes!
What do elves call snow falling fast?
Free frosting from the sky!
What did the elf say during break?
“Let’s snack before we get back!”
How do elves clean their shoes?
With a candy cane and some fluff!
Why did the elf bring tape to the party?
So he could stick around longer!
What class do elves like most?
Gift wrapping!
Why was the elf not allowed near cookies?
He kept breaking the cookie rules!
What happened when the elf sneezed near glitter?
Glitter went everywhere!
Why do elves hang out in groups?
So no one feels left out!
What do you call an elf who tells spooky stories?
Scare-elf!
Why did the elf take a spoon to a snowball fight?
He thought they were having ice cream!
What board game do elves love?
Wrap and roll!
Why did the elf join the school play?
He liked being on stage!
What’s an elf’s favorite dance?
The Jingle Jig!
Why don’t elves play cards with Santa?
He already knows what they’re thinking!
What did the elf say after eating lots of cookies?
“I need a nap under the tree!”
What happens when elves drink coffee?
They get super fast!
Why did the elf bring scissors?
To cut wrapping paper!
How do elves start their emails?
“Dear Santa, again…”
What phone does an elf use?
An iSleigh!
What did the elf wear when it was cold?
A coat made from gift wrap!
Why couldn’t the elf play basketball?
He was too short to reach the hoop!
What ride do elves love?
The candy ride!
Why did the elf put glitter in his cereal?
He wanted it to sparkle!
How do elves stay warm in the cold?
They sit near hot cocoa!
What did the elf say to the sleigh?
“Let’s go fast!”
What kind of fish do elves like?
Cold ones from the North Pole!
Why did the elf go running?
To burn off cookie calories!
What game do elves play outside?
Tiny tag!
Why was the elf laughing in the toy box?
He found a tickle toy!
What do you call an elf who sings badly?
Off-key elf!
Elf Jokes Christmas
Why did the elf put candy in his shoes?
He wanted his feet to smell sweet!
What did the elf name his pet dog?
Jingle!
Why don’t elves fight?
Because they don’t want Santa to be mad!
What game do elves love at Christmas?
Hide and gift!
Why didn’t the elf eat breakfast on Christmas?
He wanted to eat more cookies later!
What did the elf say to Santa’s sleigh?
“Let’s go jingle!”
Why did the elf wrap the same gift twice?
He forgot he already did it!
What snack do elves like most?
Candy canes with hot chocolate!
Why was the elf scared of mistletoe?
He didn’t want someone to kiss him!
How do elves feel happy at Christmas?
They sit near warm cocoa!
Why did the elf wear two socks?
He thought snow was coming inside!
What kind of jokes do elves tell at dinner?
Funny ones with crackers!
What’s an elf’s favorite part of a snowman?
The carrot nose — it’s cute and tiny!
Why did the elf sit on the shelf?
To see Santa come!
What do you call an elf who loves lights and tinsel?
A decoration helper!
Why didn’t the elf go to bed?
He wanted to see Santa fly!
What’s an elf’s favorite song?
Jingle Bells — loud and fun!
What happens when an elf eats too much candy?
He jumps around like crazy!
Why did the elf take crayons outside?
He wanted to draw in the snow!
What did the elf write to Santa?
“I was small but very good!”
Why did the elf wear sunglasses?
The snow was too shiny!
What did the elf do when his hat flew off?
He ran and shouted, “Come back!”
What shoes do elves wear?
Tiny boots with bells!
Why did the elf open his gift early?
He said he was just testing it!
How does an elf check Christmas lights?
He looks one by one!
Why was the elf under the tree?
He wanted to surprise Santa!
What did the elf say when Santa joked?
“You’re so funny!”
Why did the elf bring glue to dinner?
So his napkin wouldn’t fall!
How do elves stay happy?
They smile when they hear bells!
What dessert did the elf make?
Little pies with candy on top!
Why did the elf like his job?
He got candy for work!
What did the elf name his snowman?
Frosty Jr.!
Why do elves love wrapping paper?
Because unwrapping is so fun!
What drink do elves like?
Warm milk with marshmallows!
Why did the elf laugh at the fireplace?
He remembered dropping a marshmallow in it last year!
Elf Jokes One Liners
Elves can’t hide well — they always sit on the shelf.
My elf tried stretching and now he’s stuck in a gift box!
I asked the elf to help wrap gifts — now tape is everywhere.
Elves don’t fight — they just smile and throw glitter.
The elf tried to bake cookies but ate all the dough first.
My elf got a new job — he checks every gift twice!
Never give your cocoa to an elf — they drink fast!
Elves don’t argue — they just ring their bells louder.
The elf stayed home sick — too many candy canes!
My elf ran around the tree and called it exercise.
Elves always smile — it’s their job!
My elf drove the sleigh — but only made it to the driveway.
Elves call snowflakes “flying sparkles.”
The elf fell into a gift bag again!
Elves don’t run — they jingle-walk.
My elf joined the singing group — he only sings really high!
The mess? That’s just the elf “creating fun.”
Elves love glitter — even on their food!
The elf said he needed quiet, so he moved to the top shelf.
Elves don’t text — they leave cookie crumbs as notes.
My elf ordered coffee — in a tiny cup!
My elf’s favorite show is “Wheel of Gifts!”
The elf entered a dance contest — and he jingled to win!
Elves wear hats to keep their holiday ideas warm.
My elf made a snowman and gave it a name: Frosty Jr.!
Elves don’t sleep — they just power off for a bit.
The elf turned on the lights and started glowing himself!
Elves don’t gossip — they just whisper jingle jokes.
My elf tried to ride a reindeer and flew into a snowbank.
Elves love puzzles — especially candy ones!
My elf stuck bows on everything — even the dog!
The elf joined a band and plays the tiny triangle.
Elves don’t have bad days — just little naughty ones.
My elf told a joke — even Santa rolled his eyes!
Elves can’t keep secrets — they giggle too much!
Elf Jokes Printable
What did the elf say after wrapping gifts?
“All done!”
Why don’t elves get lost?
They just follow the jingle bells!
What’s an elf’s favorite classroom?
One full of wrapping paper!
Why did the elf take an umbrella?
He thought it would rain cookies!
What do you call an elf who can’t sing well?
A silly singer!
Why was the elf laughing during snowball fights?
He kept getting hit and thought it was funny!
How do elves wrap gifts so fast?
They practice with toilet paper!
Why did the elf wear earmuffs at dinner?
The food was too loud!
What do elves eat in the morning?
Tiny cookies with frosting!
What happened when the elf sat on a marshmallow?
It stuck to his pants!
Why did the elf bring a pencil outside?
To draw in the snow!
What sport do elves like?
Snowball throwing!
What’s the first thing elves do in the morning?
They stretch — just a little!
Why did the elf go across the Christmas tree?
To reach the tinsel!
What’s an elf’s favorite cookie?
The closest one!
Why did the elf get in trouble?
He took candy canes without asking!
What car does an elf drive?
A tiny toy car!
What game do elves play in snow?
Freeze tag!
Why was the elf cold?
He forgot his hot cocoa!
How do elves fix toys?
With tape and smiles!
Why did the elf eat inside a gift box?
He wanted a surprise lunch!
What do you call a tired elf?
A nap elf!
What dance do elves love?
The Jingle Dance!
Why was the elf afraid of the cookie jar?
The lid made a loud sound!
How do elves decorate?
With lights, glitter, and fun!
Why did the elf hide behind the snowman?
He thought it was Santa!
What music do elves like?
Songs with bells!
Why don’t elves need alarms?
The reindeer wake them up!
What did the elf name his sled?
Gift Rider!
What did the elf say after falling on ribbon?
“That was a silly trip!”
Why did the elf wear two scarves?
He wanted to feel extra warm!
How do elves write letters?
With candy pens!
What happens if an elf eats too many sweets?
He gets really silly!
Why did the elf build a snow fort?
To protect his cookies!
