Why don’t crocodiles get lost?
They always follow their snap path!
What do you call a crocodile who solves mysteries?
A croco-detective!
Why did the crocodile bring a bag to the pond?
He was going on a snap trip!
What game do crocodiles like best?
Snap-chat!
Why did the crocodile join a music band?
Because he has a strong bite on guitar!
What dessert do crocodiles eat?
Snap pudding!
How do crocodiles keep cool?
They use their jaws like umbrellas!
Why did the crocodile open a bakery?
Because he makes snap cakes!
What do you call a dancing crocodile?
The snap dance champ!
How do crocodiles take their coffee?
With a snap of sugar!
What kind of movie do crocodiles like?
A snap scary movie!
Why is the crocodile bad at hide-and-seek?
Because his big smile gives him away!
What did the crocodile say to the fish?
“You’re in my snap zone!”
How do crocodiles say goodbye?
“See you later, snap-gator!”
Why don’t crocodiles write stories?
Because they always snap the plot!
What is a crocodile’s favorite instrument?
The snap drums!
How does a crocodile brush his teeth?
With snap toothpaste!
Why is the crocodile a good student?
Because he bites into his homework!
What do crocodiles call a party?
A snap party!
Why did the crocodile visit the doctor?
He felt a little snap sick!
How do crocodiles stay healthy?
By doing snap-ups!
What is the crocodile’s favorite holiday?
Snap-oween!
Why do crocodiles wear sunglasses?
So no one snaps their picture!
How do crocodiles make choices?
With a snap vote!
What math do crocodiles like?
Snap-ometry!
Why did the crocodile bring a ladder?
To see the snap view!
How does a crocodile get ready for a date?
By cleaning his snap!
What do crocodiles read in the morning?
The snap paper!
Why is the crocodile so calm?
Because he keeps his snap cool!
What music do crocodiles like?
Snap and roll!
Why don’t crocodiles play basketball?
Because they snap the ball too much!
How does a crocodile tell jokes?
With a big snap and smile!
What sport do crocodiles love?
Snap fishing!
Why is the crocodile good at acting?
Because he snaps into character!
How do crocodiles celebrate birthdays?
With a big snap cake!
Short Crocodile Jokes
Why don’t crocodiles lose?
Because they always snap back!
What snack do crocodiles like?
Snap peas!
How do crocodiles say hi?
With a big smile!
Why did the crocodile bring a map?
To stay safe from traps!
What sport do crocodiles like?
Snap-ball!
Why don’t crocodiles eat fast food?
They like slow snaps!
How do crocodiles clean their teeth?
With snap brushing!
What do crocodiles wear on sunny days?
Snap-shades!
Why did the crocodile sit on a clock?
To snap the time!
What dance do crocodiles like?
The snap shuffle!
Why are crocodiles good at poker?
They keep their snap!
What did the crocodile say at the party?
Let’s snap to it!
How do crocodiles fix things?
With snap glue!
Why was the crocodile a good singer?
He had a snapping voice!
What do you call a sleepy crocodile?
A nap-codile!
Why did the crocodile go to school?
To learn snap skills!
What music do crocodiles like?
Snap-hop!
How do crocodiles travel?
By snap-boat!
Why did the crocodile open a shop?
To sell snap deals!
What do crocodiles do in winter?
Snap-hibernate!
Why was the crocodile a good cook?
He adds snap flavor!
What holiday do crocodiles like?
Snap-mas!
How do crocodiles send messages?
With snap-mail!
What game do crocodiles play?
Snap and seek!
Why don’t crocodiles use phones?
They like face-to-snap!
What’s a crocodile’s favorite joke?
One with a snap end!
Why did the crocodile wear a hat?
To keep snap warm!
How do crocodiles rest?
By snapping in the sun!
What exercise do crocodiles do?
Snap-ups!
Why did the crocodile cross the river?
To snap at friends!
How do crocodiles clean?
With a snap-vacuum!
What do crocodiles dream?
Snap adventures!
Why are crocodiles good artists?
They love snap painting!
How do crocodiles cheer?
With big snap claps!
What drink do crocodiles like?
Snap juice!
Crocodile Jokes One Liners
Crocodiles never lose because they always snap back!
Why did the crocodile bring a ladder?
To get to the top!
Crocs don’t run, they do snap-ups!
That crocodile’s smile could snap your heart!
Crocodiles don’t need watches — they snap on time!
Why don’t crocs play cards?
They make too many snap choices!
Crocodiles always make good snap decisions!
That croc’s bite is stronger than his bark!
Crocs make great detectives because they snap clues!
Crocodiles’ favorite movie is Snap Fiction!
Crocs don’t text — they send snap mail!
That crocodile’s jokes snap everyone awake!
Why did the croc start a band?
He had a snap beat!
Crocs don’t do small talk — just snap talk!
The croc’s favorite dance is the snap shuffle!
Crocs don’t read books, they snap stories!
That croc’s smile is a snap trap!
Crocodiles don’t run long — they snap sprint!
Crocs never lose their snap — just their cool!
Crocodiles’ favorite drink is Snapple!
Crocs don’t sleep — they snap rest!
Why was the croc a good cook?
He adds snap flavor!
Crocs don’t sing — they snap tunes!
That croc’s laugh is like snap, crackle, pop!
Crocodiles’ favorite game is Snap and Seek!
Crocs don’t wear watches — their jaws tell time!
Crocs don’t jog — they snap run!
That croc’s smile is sharper than his teeth!
Crocs don’t like selfies — they like snap shots!
Crocs don’t worry — they snap into action!
Crocs don’t do homework — they snap it up!
That croc’s dance moves are all about the snap!
Crocs don’t text — they send snap messages!
Crocs don’t argue — they settle with a snap!
Why was the croc calm?
Because he kept his snap together!
Crocodile Puns
I’m here to croc your world!
Let’s have a fun snap day!
Don’t be mean, be kind like a croc!
That was a funny and croc-y joke!
Life is fun with a little snap.
Feeling snappy just like a croc!
Don’t get upset, stay calm like a croc!
Time to croc and roll!
Just a croc living free.
Having good times and snapping all day!
You make my world croc-tastic!
Watch out, I’m snap-happy!
Keep going, croc on!
Show your snap power!
Let’s croc away our worries!
Let’s snap and do it!
Stay calm and keep croc-ing.
That was a quick snap choice!
Crocs snap but don’t break!
Hanging out with my snap friends.
Croc and roll all night long!
Snap it up and have fun!
Crocs are the stars!
Feeling snappy and ready!
Take a snap break and smile!
Keep your snappy mood!
Crocodile smiles are the best smiles.
Snapping at problems with style.
That’s a strong snap!
Croc your way through today.
Snap, crackle, croc!
Don’t be scared to snap back!
Croc-a-doodle-doo, time for fun!
I love the snap life.
Stay snappy, friends!
Funny Crocodile Puns
That croc’s smile is really cool!
I love croc puns — they stick in your mind!
Feeling snappy?
You must be a croc!
Crocs know how to make a splash and snap!
Don’t copy my croc style!
You’re a great croc friend!
I’m all about snapping — no fooling!
Stay calm and snap like a croc.
When things get hard, just keep croc-ing!
I’m croc-ing out to music!
That was a quick snap reply!
Crocs stay cool — they’re cold-blooded!
You must be croc-ing kidding!
Snap out of it — don’t act like a croc!
Crocs love biting into fun.
Don’t be scared to snap back!
Life is better when you snap!
Crocs bring their best — no picking teeth!
Crocs like jaw-breaker candy!
Croc and roll!
You can’t teach old crocs new tricks, but they can snap!
Snappy jokes are the best!
That’s a quick snap choice!
Crocs have the best snap chat!
Don’t worry, be croc-y!
Keep your snap tight and smile big!
Crocs don’t waste time — they snap!
Ready, snap, go!
Crocs love to snap in style.
That croc’s jokes are jaw-dropping!
Snap out of it and keep croc-ing!
Croc your world with a big smile!
Snapping up fun one bite at a time.
Crocs snap smart!
Why did the croc bring a ladder?
To snap higher!
