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Apple Puns And Jokes That’ll Make You Peel Over Laughing

Get ready to laugh with these funny apple puns and jokes! They’re so silly, they might just make you peel over laughing. Whether you like apples or just want something fun, this collection is full of easy and sweet jokes for everyone. From simple wordplay to cute one-liners, these jokes are great for kids and adults. So grab an apple and enjoy the laughs!

Apple Puns

You’re my favorite, just like the best apple.

I feel great from the inside out.

That’s too crazy to believe!

You’re really awesome!

You’ve got something special about you.

Time to start fresh!

That idea is really cool!

You make me smile like a green apple!

I couldn’t have chosen a better person.

This is just too wild!

I want to understand everything deeply.

You always keep things fun!

I hope we always stay happy together.

Let’s enjoy some apple treats!

Be sweet, not sour.

You’re making me think about happy things!

I like you more every day!

You have a fun personality!

I’m not like everyone else.

That joke was silly, but I liked it!

You really shine bright!

I can’t pick just one favorite!

Don’t settle for bad apples.

Stay strong, even if life gets sour.

I’m trying something new.

I’m amazed by how great you are.

You deserve all the good things!

I think I’m falling for you!

I’m ready to get things done!

You’re the reason I’m happy!

Are you joking?

That’s funny!

Let’s make things better together.

I feel excited when you’re around.

I go with the flow — just like a rolling apple!

Apple Puns One Liners

I told an apple a secret — now it looks confused!

I stayed up all night thinking about apples — now I’m really sleepy.

I swapped my sour lemons for sweet apples — much better!

She’s not just nice — she’s totally sweet like an apple.

That apple wasn’t ready for attention — it got shy.

I don’t fall for anyone… unless they’re sweet like a red apple.

He tried to act cool but was just a little grumpy.

One apple in the bunch always acts wild!

I got into a mess — but at least it was sweet like apple jam.

My jokes are like apples — some are fresh, some are better in a pie.

One bad apple can mess up the whole bunch.

She reached her dreams like she bit into a candy apple — bold and sweet.

That idea was bad from the beginning.

I don’t have favorites, but I really like Honeycrisp apples.

Even my apples have big dreams — they want to be something great.

Just keep going — you’ll end up in the right place.

My apple got tired of my silly jokes.

Don’t feel bad — everyone has tough days.

That apple didn’t go far, but it made a big splash.

If love was fruit, you’d be the best apple of all.

I’m not perfect, but I try to be sweet.

Even the worm came back for more — the apple was that tasty.

That apple couldn’t stay calm — it went straight to the juice maker.

I’m going along with life — like an apple rolling downhill.

Being nice doesn’t cost anything — and it makes you shine.

She didn’t just fall for him — she tumbled like a wind-blown apple.

That apple has a big attitude — maybe it’s from the city!

I don’t need treasure — I have golden apples.

Apples may not talk, but they sure make a good pie.

I told my crush they mean a lot — they turned red like an apple!

That apple wants to be cider when it grows up.

I’m feeling off today — maybe it’s just a bad apple mood.

That apple orchard is full of stars — it’s like a talent show!

You say trouble — I think of green apples.

I love autumn — it’s the season when apples fall, just like hearts!

Apple Puns For Teachers

You’re the main reason we like to learn.

This class is better because of you.

You’re really smart — like a top apple!

You make learning fun and easy.

You help us grow every day.

You have lots of great ideas to share.

Your lessons are always fun to listen to.

You’re the best teacher in the bunch!

Learning with you is the best!

You help keep the day happy, not sad.

Your classroom is full of learning and fun.

You help us shine bright, like a clean apple.

You plant good thoughts that help us grow.

You keep things fun — even when they’re hard.

You’re calm, kind, and helpful every day.

Learning with you feels sweet and happy.

You should get a big thank-you every day!

We learn well because of how you teach us.

We’ll always remember how great you are.

You make hard things easier to understand.

You always do your best — and we notice!

Even when we’re not happy, you stay kind.

You help small ideas turn into big dreams.

Every time you teach, we learn something great.

We’re lucky to be your students.

You help make everything feel complete.

Teachers like you are one of a kind.

We grow because you care about us.

You may write on the board, but your words stay in our hearts.

You always find the answer to every problem.

You help small thoughts become big ideas.

You make every student feel special.

You help bring out the best in us.

You really love teaching — and we can tell!

Apple Puns For Captions

Just having fun with some apples 🍎

Feeling happy from the inside out 😊

I really like apples a lot!

Oops, I got stuck in apple jam 😄

I came, I saw, I picked apples!

Sweet outside, strong inside 💪

Eat an apple, feel good all day

This moment is really nice 🍏

The truth is — I love apples!

Life is better with something crispy 🧺

Making great memories today

Be fresh and shine like an apple 🍎

Just relaxing and having a good time

Feeling fancy like a shiny apple 💅

I love fall — and I love apples 🍂

Don’t worry — just eat an apple

Feeling calm and sipping something tasty

Life is sweet — take a bite 🍏

Not just cute — also cool!

Taking a bite and smiling big 😁

Just picked and feeling fresh 🌳

Being silly and fruity today 🍎

Looking good and feeling great

Apples help me feel healthy and happy

This apple fell close — and looked good doing it!

Thinking about peaceful trees and apples

Sweet but a little sassy too 😉

Only good people around me 🍏

Enjoying the little things today

Just relaxing and feeling chill

Feeling strong and proud today

Little mess?

Just grab a drink and smile

Me and my apple — ready for a photo! 📸

Caramel Apple Puns

You’ve made my heart happy — just like caramel on an apple.

Being with you is sweet and a little sticky!

Sweet outside, even sweeter inside.

Let’s stay close, like caramel sticks to apples.

I liked you from the very first bite!

I’m feeling extra sweet today.

This love is yummy and fun!

We match perfectly — like apples and caramel.

Don’t be grumpy — be sweet instead!

I’m stuck on you, just like caramel.

I like you more than caramel (and that’s a lot)!

You’re my favorite little mess.

That’s how I enjoy life — sweet and sticky.

You make my heart feel full.

I didn’t fall — I dipped into something sweet!

Love is a little messy, but really nice.

Everything feels better with caramel on top.

Stay cool and dip an apple.

Let’s enjoy sweet times together.

This kind of mess is the fun kind!

I like you more than I care about sticky fingers.

This day feels extra sweet.

You’re the best part of my day!

Let’s enjoy a fun, tasty moment.

Love grows with each sweet bite.

We’re a perfect pair — especially with caramel!

I’m going crazy for this caramel treat.

Life is more fun with a little sweetness.

Sticky hands?

Totally worth it!

This is one super cute mess!

I’m not silly — just full of sweetness!

Stay with me — dessert is better together.

Love is in the air — and it smells sweet.

One bite and I couldn’t stop smiling.

This apple is ready for something sweet!

Apple Puns Cute

You make me super happy like a sweet apple! 🍎

You’re the best one out of everyone.

You’re warm and kind — just like apple pie.

Your smile is really nice!

I’m just trying to spread joy like a little apple.

I’m happy to be yours!

You and I are just right together.

You’re sweeter than any apple I’ve ever had.

Let’s stay close — like seeds in the same apple.

You’re just too cute!

I couldn’t have picked a better person than you.

You have a kind and loving heart.

Just taking life one small step at a time.

You make everything better and more fun.

Hugs and good wishes from this apple!

I feel special when I’m with you.

Stay calm and be your sweet self!

I liked you right from the start.

Being with you is always fun.

You’re someone I never want to lose.

You shine bright and bring joy.

I’m starting to like you more and more each day.

You’re such a great person — inside and out!

We’re a great pair — like apples and juice.

You’re sweet and kind, even if you’re a little shy.

You give me good energy every day!

I’d choose you again and again.

You help me feel happy and light.

You make sad days go away.

Just feeling good and looking nice!

Sending hugs and warm wishes your way!

You make every season better.

You’re my best and happiest moment.

This happy feeling comes from the heart.

One smile from you makes my whole day better!

Cute Apple Puns

You’re the best part of my apple pie.

You make my day bright and fun!

I like you more each day — just like fall apples.

You make me spin like an apple on a stick.

You make everything feel shiny and nice.

I’d love to be with you forever — apple-y ever after!

I smile when I see you — you’re really fun!

You’re special — like a fresh-picked apple.

My heart feels full when I’m with you.

You make every day better.

I may be small, but I have big feelings for you!

I liked you from the first moment.

You make life feel fresh and exciting.

Out of everything, you’re my favorite!

I like you a lot — right from the core!

You shine bright like a clean apple.

Life is better when you’re around.

You’re my favorite feeling ever.

I’m stuck on you, just like caramel on an apple.

You’re the best part of my day.

Your smile makes me feel good inside.

Even the bees would love your sweetness!

My care for you runs deep.

I want us to stay close — like apple seeds.

You make my heart jump like a falling apple.

You’re number one to me.

My heart was made just for you.

You’re more than a snack — you’re everything!

I may be quiet, but I care about you a lot.

You make every season feel special.

You’re so cute — like something you’d bake into pie!

You make me feel warm and happy, like hot apple cider.

You help me feel better every day.

My feelings for you are strong and ready to share!

Funny Apple Puns

I told an apple a joke — now it’s stuck in jelly!

This apple isn’t good at exercise — it can’t do any crunches!

I was kicked out of the orchard for making too many silly jokes.

The apple told the banana, “I need some space!”

My apple is shy — I told it, “Don’t be so crabby!”

This apple acts like a star — always posing for pictures!

I tried to race the apple — but it rolled away!

That apple falls all the time — such a drama fruit!

I asked the apple to help with homework — it said, “I’m not smart, just crispy.”

The apple plays music — it’s great with its core-dion!

I made an app for apples to find love — it’s called “Core Love.”

I saw two apples bump into each other — fruit punch!

The apple tried telling jokes — but they weren’t very juicy.

This apple said, “I’m not bossy, I’m just the main apple!”

That apple became a teacher — it loves to help others grow.

My apple doesn’t gossip — it just shares facts!

This apple works out to make its core strong.

The apple is now an actor — it stars in “The Corefather!”

I asked the apple how it felt — it said, “I’m doing fine!”

The apple went to therapy — it had too many tree issues.

The apple won a prize — “Best Snack!”

My apple learned magic — now it pulls worms out of hats!

I told the apple to chill — now it turned into cider.

This apple opened a spa — now it helps others feel good.

The apple joined a circus — it’s the main show!

The apple isn’t bad — just a little misunderstood.

I saw an apple dancing — it looked like a star!

My apple wants to write poems — it said, “I rhyme sometimes!”

This apple made a video blog — called “Life in the Fruit Bowl.”

My apple says deep stuff — like “It’s what’s inside that counts.”

That apple became a fruit detective — solving juicy cases!

It ran for mayor — its message: “Time to crunch problems!”

The apple said I was silly — I said, “I’m just fruity!”

I wanted a healthy snack… but this apple was covered in chocolate!

The apple tried to sing — but forgot the words!

Fall Apple Puns

You’re the best one in the apple bunch this fall!

Apples make me feel extra good this season.

Fall is here — time to roll with the apples!

I like apples more and more every fall.

Leaves are falling, and so is my love for apple pie!

This season feels fresh and crisp — just like apples.

I feel cute and happy, just like a shiny apple.

Stay calm and eat a fall apple.

Fall fun is better with a basket full of apples!

Life is sweeter with caramel and apples.

Apple cider is my favorite fall drink.

I came for the weather, but I stayed for the apples.

Catching apples and good feelings this season.

I knew I’d love it once I saw the orchard!

Picking apples is my kind of exercise!

My best memories happen in the fall.

I’m all about apples and fun this season.

Sweaters and apples go great together!

I love trees with colorful leaves and tasty apples.

I’m thankful for apples and warm fall days.

Cider, smiles, and cool air make fall feel special.

Apples taste just like fall in every bite.

Fall is full of happy apple moments.

You’re the cinnamon in my apple snack!

I’m making good memories with every apple I pick.

Sharing caramel apples is what makes fall great!

Living the apple life one crunch at a time.

Taste the joy of fall, one apple at a time.

Leaves fall, apples fall — and I love it all!

Fall days and fun apple snacks go together.

Fall feels best with apples in hand.

Apples and spice make everything nice.

Picking apples, smiles, and happy thoughts.

I’m feeling grounded and fruity this fall.

A cool day and a sweet apple — perfect combo!

Apple Jokes

Why did the apple stop walking?
It ran out of juice!

What do you call a funny apple?
A laugh-y apple!

Why was the apple always at the party?
Because it made everyone happy!

What music does an apple like?
Apple songs with a good beat!

Why did the apple go to class?
It wanted to learn more.

What does an apple say when it’s scared?
“Oh no, I’m peeling nervous!”

Why is the apple always calm?
It’s strong inside.

What do you call an apple that solves puzzles?
A smart apple!

Why did the apple lose the race?
It stopped too many times.

What did the teacher say to the apple?
“You can do better, try again!”

What do you call a scared little apple?
A nervous fruit!

Why didn’t the apple get lost?
It stayed near the middle.

What’s an apple’s favorite game?
Fruit ball!

Why did the apple sing?
It liked to perform!

What did the apple say at the gym?
“Let’s get strong!”

Why did the apple wear sunglasses?
Because it was shiny and cool!

How do apples make friends?
They roll up and say hi.

Why was the apple so happy?
It felt fresh and nice.

What do apples do for fun?
They hang out together.

Why did the apple talk to a helper?
It had a lot on its mind.

What movie does an apple like?
“Apple Adventure!”

What kind of jokes do apples like?
Funny and juicy ones!

What do apples wear when it’s cold?
Cozy jackets!

Why did the apple get in trouble?
It laughed too much in class.

What happens when an apple tells a bad joke?
People don’t laugh — just “boo!”

Why was the apple so nice?
It always shared its juice.

What happens when you drop an apple?
It makes a loud smash!

What did the apple say to its crush?
“You make me go crunch!”

Why did the apple fly to space?
To see the stars!

How does an apple send a letter?
It writes with a pen!

What do you call a fast apple?
A speedy fruit!

Why did the apple start baking?
To make tasty treats!

What happens when an apple is shy?
It turns really red!

What does an apple do after winning?
It smiles and raises its juice box!

Apple Jokes Iphone

Why did the iPhone go see a helper?
It had too many problems to fix!

Why don’t iPhones get lost?
Because they have good maps!

Why did the iPhone leave the charger?
It needed more room!

What does an iPhone eat?
Tiny chips and apple pie!

Why was the iPhone quiet?
It was on silent!

What do you call a phone that sings?
A ring-star!

Why is the iPhone always calm?
Because it stays in control!

What’s an iPhone’s favorite food?
Apples, of course!

Why doesn’t the iPhone get in trouble?
It follows all the screen rules!

Why did the iPhone stay home?
It wasn’t feeling well — had a bug!

What do two iPhones talk about?
Funny stuff with Siri!

Why did the iPhone go to art class?
It wanted to be noticed!

How does the iPhone rest?
It turns on airplane mode!

Why did the iPhone fail the test?
It used the wrong app!

What sport does the iPhone play?
Swipe-ball!

Why did the iPhone go to the gym?
To take care of screen time!

Why did the iPhone blush?
Someone touched its button!

What did one iPhone say to the other?
“We’ll restart and feel better!”

Why did the iPhone join music class?
It loved the beats!

Why does the iPhone like bedtime?
It can finally rest!

What does the iPhone do when it’s too hot?
It takes a break from the screen.

Why did the iPhone feel sad?
Its screen was cracked.

Why is the iPhone smart?
It has lots of apps to help!

What does the iPhone do after a long day?
It charges up!

What’s the iPhone’s favorite move?
Slide to unlock!

Why don’t iPhones tell secrets?
They keep data safe!

Why was the iPhone a good student?
It always stayed focused.

Why was the iPhone jealous?
The laptop had a bigger screen!

What kind of jokes do iPhones like?
Touch screen jokes!

Why did the iPhone call for help?
It saw a phone in trouble!

What do you call a lazy iPhone?
One in low-power mode!

Why did the iPhone cry at the movie?
The signal was lost forever.

What’s an iPhone’s favorite day?
The day it gets released!

What do iPhones dream about?
No scratches ever!

Apple Jokes One Liners

I told a joke to an apple — it was too shy to laugh.

This apple didn’t fall far from the silly tree.

One apple a day keeps boring times away.

I asked my apple, “How are you?”

It said, “Feeling fresh!”

Apples make great friends — they stay strong.

My apple tried telling jokes, but no one laughed.

I got in trouble for tossing apples in class.

This apple looks cool — it should wear shades!

I offered my apple a job — it said, “I already have one!”

Never tell secrets to an apple — it might tell someone else!

That apple’s jokes were so bad, I had to toss it out.

I brought an apple to class — now the teacher loves me.

Apples don’t lie — they always tell the truth.

That apple was acting like a movie star!

I made my apple laugh — now it’s applesauce.

Apples don’t like long talks — they keep it short.

My apple loves fashion — it’s always dressed nice.

My apple said no more sugar — no more caramel!

You know an apple’s mad when it turns sour.

If apples could text, they’d just send a green emoji.

My apple goes to the gym — it wants a strong middle.

My apple told a joke — even the banana ran away!

Don’t argue with apples — they always win.

I saw an apple win a race — fast fruit!

My apple is now the boss — top fruit in the bowl!

The apple tried to sing — but it was really bad.

Apples love autumn — they shine the most then.

This apple’s not bad — just a little bruised.

The apple told a silly joke — its kids rolled their eyes!

I met an apple that thinks it’s famous.

This apple started a talk show called “Fruit Talk.”

My apple stopped replying — I think it rolled away.

Apples make great music — they’ve got sweet jams!

My apple does yoga now — trying to stay balanced.

When life gives you apples, laugh — don’t stress!

Funny Apple Jokes

Why was the apple kicked out of the party?
Because it kept falling down!

What did the apple say in a race?
“Don’t fall behind me!”

Why don’t apples play hide and seek?
They always get found and picked!

What movie do apples love?
“The Fast and the Fruity!”

Why was the apple always late?
It kept pressing the snooze button!

Why did the apple join music class?
To learn how to make sweet sounds!

What happened to the apple that told bad jokes?
It got thrown out of the basket!

Why did the apple cross the road?
To get to the pie on the other side!

How do apples send messages?
They use iPeel!

Why was the apple always calm?
It had a strong heart (core)!

What do apples say after working out?
“I’m tired to the core!”

Why did the apple turn red?
It saw someone take off their peel!

What’s a lazy apple’s favorite mode?
Rest mode!

Why did the apple stop dating the banana?
Too many silly tricks!

How do apples say hello?
“Hey there, snack friend!”

What do you call an apple who solves problems?
A smart fruit!

Why did the apple join a show?
To be the star fruit!

What’s an apple’s favorite phone game?
Fruit Ninja!

Why did the apple get in trouble?
It kept rolling around!

Why don’t apples tell lies?
They always tell the truth!

Where do apples go on vacation?
To a quiet apple farm!

Why did the apple go to the gym?
To get strong and crunchy!

What school subject do apples like?
History — about old apples!

Why did the apple bring a ladder?
To climb higher in the tree!

What music do apples not like?
Music that’s too sticky!

What do apples say after eating a lot?
“I’m full to the top!”

Why did the apple go to space?
To explore the stars!

What do you call an apple that talks too much?
A juicy one!

Why don’t apples give up?
They always try again, even when bruised!

What did the apple wear to a party?
Its shiny peel and a big smile!

Why did the apple lose its job?
It was too rotten with people!

What kind of jokes do apples tell?
Silly ones — but funny!

Why did the apple get a better job?
It worked hard and grew tall!

What do you call a happy, helpful apple?
A good apple friend!

Knock Knock Apple Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
I’m just a happy apple saying hi!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Granny Smith — the green apple!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Red.
Red who?
Red apple here — want a bite?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Green.
Green who?
Green apple coming your way!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Corey.
Corey who?
Corey the apple — right from the middle!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juice.
Juice who?
Juice open the door, please!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mac.
Mac who?
Mac the apple — sweet and red!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Apple pie — ready to eat!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orchard.
Orchard who?
Orchard be picking apples today!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peel.
Peel who?
Peel open the door for your apple friend!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Seed.
Seed who?
Seed you later — I’m rolling away!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blush.
Blush who?
Blush apple here — I’m sweet!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crunch.
Crunch who?
Crunch me if you like apples!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bake.
Bake who?
Bake an apple pie and share it!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to meet you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tart.
Tart who?
Tart you love apples?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Appleton.
Appleton who?
Appleton of apples in my basket!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stem.
Stem who?
Stem standing right here — let me in!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Golden.
Golden who?
Golden apple — the tasty kind!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Caramel.
Caramel who?
Caramel and apples go great together!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fall.
Fall who?
Fall is the best time for apples!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fruit.
Fruit who?
Fruit me once, and I bring apples!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chomp.
Chomp who?
Chomp into this juicy apple!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Applejack.
Applejack who?
I’m Applejack — ready for breakfast!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zip.
Zip who?
Zip your bag — apples are falling out!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bobbing for apples is fun!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree full of apples — let’s pick some!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skin.
Skin who?
Skin I share my apple with you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy apple — sticky but yummy!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap an apple and let’s eat!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ripe.
Ripe who?
Ripe now, I want a snack!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the best apple around!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apple sauce.
Apple sauce who?
Apple sauce is ready — get a spoon!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pip.
Pip who?
Pip the apple seed says hi!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bag.
Bag who?
Bag full of apples just arrived!

Android vs Apple Jokes

Why did the iPhone need help?
Because Android kept bothering it.

Androids don’t fall from Apple trees — they just laugh at them.

Why did the Android laugh at the iPhone?
Because it came with no charger!

Apple phones are smooth — until you see the price tag.

Android likes freedom. Apple likes looking fancy.

What’s an iPhone’s favorite thing to do?
Make your wallet disappear!

Android phones open two apps at once.
iPhones open your credit card bill.

iPhone typing is so smart, it changes “hi” to “buy a new phone.”

Why did Android bring tools to Apple’s store?
To fix the high prices.

iPhones look neat — but their wires are a mess.

Androids can change almost anything…
But not what Apple fans think.

Siri said, “Don’t talk to Androids — they’re too wild.”

Android: “I charge fast.”
Apple: “I charge… a lot of money!”

Android users change phone looks often.
iPhone users change phones instead.

The Apple logo has a bite because Android ate the rest.

Android updates take a while but come with more stuff.
Apple updates come fast — with problems.

Why don’t Androids play catch?
Because iPhones always break down!

An iPhone walks into a shop.
The cashier says, “That’ll be $999.”

Androids are like Lego — fun to build!
iPhones are like glass — nice to look at, not touch.

iPhone Face ID works in the dark.
Android just uses a smart idea.

Why did the iPhone panic?
Because Android showed off its cool widgets.

Android: “I’m different!”
Apple: “We’re all the same and proud!”

Android gives more tools.
Apple gives you fewer — then sells the rest!

Why did the iPhone go to a museum?
To see a headphone jack again!

iPhones look cool.
Androids feel smart.
Both break if dropped!

Siri says, “I love you.”
Android says, “Here’s your file manager.”

Apple follows the rules.
Android makes its own rules.

iPhone: “I look nice.”
Android: “I do more.”
Old phone: “I still work!”

Why did Android win the fight?
Because iPhone couldn’t find the settings!

Apple Maps says, “You’re there!”
Android Maps says, “Here’s three ways to get there!”

Android users try new things.
Apple users wait for the next update.

Android gives freedom.
Apple gives you courage… to spend more!

Apple charges for everything — except the air.

Why was the iPhone sad at night?
It missed its charger.

Android: “I can do many things.”
iPhone: “I look better.”
Old phone: “I still have battery!”

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