Pizza Puns And Jokes So Cheesy, They’re Deliciously Funny

You stole a piece of my heart like a pizza slice.

Let’s keep it cheesy and fun.

I trust the crust!

This pizza is a real masterpiece!

I love you more than I love pizza—and that’s a lot.

You’re the best part of my life, like the toppings on pizza.

Say cheese and pass the pizza!

You make life more tasty.

Let’s enjoy this saucy moment.

I really knead you in my life.

Trust me, this pizza is amazing.

That pizza love is something special.

Don’t be silly—just enjoy the pizza.

Extra cheese makes everything better.

Rolling in happiness, one pizza at a time.

Love and cheese go well together.

Every topping brings a little more joy.

Pizza brings life full circle.

You complete me—just like toppings on a pizza.

It’s as easy as eating pizza!

This melted cheese makes me smile.

One bite, and I was in love.

I trust you like I trust my pizza crust.

So happy to finally meet you—pizza lover!

Let’s make this night extra cheesy.

You’re cheesy in the best way.

It’s all about having a good base.

I need you like I need pizza dough.

Pizza is my kind of fun.

Bad mood?

Just add pizza.

We roll deep—in deep-dish pizza!

Stay crispy and cool.

One slice at a time makes it all better.

I’m thankful for pizza and you.

Wow, this pizza is seriously good!

Pizza Puns One Liners

I’ve got problems, but pizza always helps.

You can’t beat me—unless it’s with extra cheese.

My heart is full, like a stuffed crust.

Pizza isn’t just food—it’s a feeling.

I think I’m in love… with deep dish.

No fights—pizza is always the answer.

Cheese lasts longer than most love stories.

One slice and I’m already smiling.

This pizza is too good to share.

Believe me, crust never lies.

Bread, cheese, and garlic fix everything.

If I act grumpy, I probably need pizza.

I need a break… with pizza in it.

I didn’t choose pizza—pizza chose me.

No bad mood survives a pizza box.

I like silly jokes—especially pizza ones.

My favorite hug is from a warm pizza box.

Life’s better with sauce and cheese.

Cold pizza still brings warm joy.

Nice to meet you—let’s eat pizza.

First pizza, then we talk.

I don’t want a life without pizza.

Pizza stays when people don’t.

Not sure what’s wrong?

Add more cheese.

Pizza makes me feel loved.

Joy comes in round, cheesy slices.

Crust is the only thing I believe in.

If loving pizza is wrong, I don’t care.

I’m making fun times, one slice at a time.

I love when cheese stretches—it’s magic.

I always fall for pizza.

I like jokes and pizza—both cheesy.

I’m not sad, I’m just out of pizza.

Holding pizza feels better than holding hands.

I dream about toppings all night.

Pizza Puns Love

You have a piece of my heart—just like a pizza slice.

I love you like I love cheesy pizza—so much!

You’re the best part of my pizza and my day.

We go together like crust and cheese.

You make my heart melt, just like warm cheese.

You’re the slice I always wanted.

You’re the last piece I never want to lose.

My love for you is warm, like fresh pizza.

You’re the tastiest part of my life.

Life feels better with you—and pizza too!

Falling for you was easy, just like loving pizza.

I wouldn’t ignore you… unless pizza showed up!

You lift me up like rising dough.

We fit together like sauce and crust.

I’d give you my last slice—that means a lot.

Love can be cheesy, and that’s okay!

You’re the topping I was looking for.

I trust you like I trust good crust.

You’re warm, fun, and full of flavor—just like pizza.

Let’s stick together like melted cheese.

You’re the big pizza I dreamed about.

Our love is cooked just right.

My heart loves stuffed crust… and you too!

We’ve got something saucy going on.

I fall in love with you like I do with each slice.

I won’t leave you… unless the oven beeps.

You’re the cheese on my plain bread.

You make me feel warm inside.

Love is even better with tasty toppings.

I’d choose you… maybe even before pizza!

Every day feels like a pizza party with you.

I think I’m “crust-ing” on you.

You make my simple life feel like a pizza with everything.

Our love is cooked in a wood oven—hot and real.

This love is handmade, just like my favorite pizza.

Funny Pizza Puns

I eat pizza so much, it feels like a daily habit.

My love life is messy—like pizza with too much cheese.

I don’t chase dreams. I chase the pizza guy!

I survive on pizza, tea, and a bit of fun.

I don’t need problems—I just need more dough.

My salad knows I chose pizza instead.

People argue, but pineapple on pizza keeps going strong.

I shine bright—like melted garlic butter!

I don’t care what you say, I’ve got my pizza sauce.

My perfect match is round and covered in cheese.

I made a quick choice—I ordered two pizzas.

I’ll work if the payment is pizza.

My brain says “go walk,” my stomach says “eat crust.”

My pizza looked better than my date.

I’d turn heads if I was baked in a hot oven!

I believed in love when I saw that slice.

My pizza crust breaks easy—like my heart.

No talking—just give me stuffed crust.

The only ring I want comes with onions.

Cheese keeps my life from falling apart.

I would share this, but I want it all.

Bring napkins, maybe then I’ll share.

I’m full of sauce today!

If pizza had a heart, it would love me too.

Folded my slice—it became a mini pizza sandwich.

I feel like I’m mostly made of pizza.

I understand pizza better than people.

Don’t judge me until you taste my favorite pizza.

One more slice and I’ll be happy again.

In case of trouble, call pizza.

I once tried a salad—big mistake.

I’d rather have pizza than be thin.

My slice is gone—just like that!

All I want is love… and garlic bread.

I don’t need a six-pack—I want six slices!

Flirty Pizza Puns

You’re warm like fresh pizza from the oven.

I like you more than I like extra cheese.

Are you pizza? Because I don’t want to share you.

You make my heart rise like soft dough.

You’re the best topping in my life.

You’re funny and cheesy—and that’s great!

I trust you like I trust my crust.

Want to share a pizza and maybe some laughs?

We go together like cheese and crust.

You make me melt like warm cheese.

I have feelings for you—like a full pizza box.

If hugs were pizza, I’d want all of yours.

I like you more and more with each smile.

You’re full of flavor and fun.

Want to hang out and eat pizza together?

You’re hot and awesome—just like pizza.

Let’s talk less and eat more pizza.

You make my heart feel extra warm.

You turn my world like spinning pizza dough.

I really like you—I dough mean it!

If you were a pizza, you’d be the best one ever.

Can I take you out for pizza—and fun?

You make me feel cheesy in a good way.

I hope you say yes—this comes from the crust!

My heart skips a beat when I see you.

You’re like deep dish—so full and amazing.

Are you a slice?

Because I’m looking at you!

I want to be your dip—always close by.

The more I wait, the more I like you.

You look so good, even pizza is jealous.

I like my friends like my pizza—kind and simple.

You’re extra special—like extra toppings.

It’s hard to stay calm around someone like you.

You’re the last slice—the one I want most.

Let’s have a fun night—with pizza and smiles!

Cute Pizza Puns

You’re my favorite little piece of happiness.

I can’t add anything—you’re already just right.

When I see you, I feel super happy and silly.

You make me feel full—like a last pizza slice.

You’re as cute as tiny pepperoni.

I think I have a little crush on you.

Our love feels warm—like fresh pizza.

You make my heart say “cheese!”

You’re my best pizza buddy.

You and pizza always cheer me up!

I stick with you like cheese sticks to crust.

We fit together like sauce and bread.

You’re soft and sweet—like melted cheese.

I like you more than my favorite topping.

You make things taste better just by being here.

We belong together, like slices in a pizza box.

I’ve never seen someone as cute as you!

I’d choose you over the biggest slice.

I don’t know what I’d do without you!

You make life more fun, like pizza night.

You make everything feel special—like double cheese.

You make me smile like opening a pizza box.

Life is hard, but you make it better.

You’re the little extra I didn’t know I needed.

You’re in my mind all day long.

I only have eyes for you and pepperoni.

You’re my little piece of peace.

We go great together, like pizza and movies.

I’d never leave you—not even for sweet pizza!

You make even the crust soft and sweet.

You bring fun and flavor to my day.

Time with you always feels right.

You add shine to my cheesy heart.

I’d never fold on you—unless we’re sharing pizza!

You’re my number one pizza person.

Valentine Pizza Puns

You have a piece of my heart like a pizza slice.

I only look at you — no one else.

You make my heart feel warm like melted cheese.

You are the extra cheese in my life.

I trust you like I trust my pizza crust.

My heart feels full when I think of you.

I’d give you the last slice — that means a lot!

We go together like bread and cheese.

You are my favorite person — and topping!

I have a little crush on you.

You make my heart feel deep and happy.

Our love is warm and full of cheese.

I only love you — and maybe pepperoni.

We stick together like cheese on pizza.

You make my life feel whole — like a full pizza.

You are the best part of my day.

I would never leave you — not even for pizza!

You light up my heart like a pizza oven.

I like you more with every moment.

You’re the topping I didn’t know I needed.

I can’t stop thinking about pizza… and you!

Love is in the air — and maybe garlic too.

Pizza is nice, but sharing it with you is better.

We’re a great team — like sauce and cheese.

You make my heart feel fresh and warm.

I love every part of you — even your crust!

If you were a slice, I’d never let you go.

Be my Valentine and my pizza partner too.

You bring joy to my plain old life.

I only want to be cheesy with you.

My heart grows when I think of you.

You’re always the last slice I want to keep.

Pizza Puns Funny

My love life is like pizza — a little messy, but still tasty.

I didn’t pick pizza, pizza picked me.

I’m so cheesy, I could be a pizza topping!

I’m not late, I just follow pizza time.

I speak two languages: pizza and garlic bread.

The only circle I trust is a pizza.

I’m on a pizza diet — and I love it.

I need pizza like plants need water.

Pizza gets me — that’s why we’re friends.

My brain says “work out,” but my tummy says “eat pizza.”

Stay calm and eat all the slices.

You can’t make everyone happy… unless you’re pizza!

I like my pizza with lots of sauce — and my jokes too.

One pizza slice can fix a bad day.

Don’t feel sad — just eat some pizza!

I’m not single, I’m dating pizza.

You can’t buy joy, but you can buy pizza — close enough!

My perfect match is round and cheesy.

I followed my heart — it led to the pizza shop.

Any pizza can be “just for me” if I eat the whole thing.

Pizza is the only triangle I trust.

Some call it cheating, I call it pizza night.

I’m not fighting — just saying pizza is better.

Pizza is how I show love.

My life is full of slices and smiles.

I’ve got a pizza face — always ready for food.

Mondays are better with leftover pizza.

If money can’t buy joy, it can still buy pizza.

I don’t go to the gym — I lift pizza slices.

Pizza is my happy place — warm and full of cheese.

My biggest problem: thick crust or thin crust?

I don’t need to talk — I just need pizza.

Life gets tough, but pizza helps.

I followed my dreams… and they smelled like pizza.

Birthday Pizza Puns

Hope your birthday is full of hot, cheesy pizza!

Wishing you a happy day with lots of crust!

Have a super fun birthday with lots of slices!

You’re older now — add extra cheese to celebrate!

Getting older?

That just means you’re more awesome, like deep dish!

Happy birthday! Let’s have fun with pizza today.

It’s your day — go enjoy pizza and play!

Have a tasty and fun birthday full of sauce!

You’re amazing — hope your birthday is, too!

Eat pizza and cake — it’s your day!

No worries today — there’s birthday pizza for you!

Don’t feel down — pizza makes birthdays better!

You make life great — enjoy your pizza party!

Let’s bring the cheese and have a blast!

You’re one in a million — happy pizza birthday!

Let’s all cheer for you with a slice!

You’re getting better every year — like cheesy pizza!

It’s your big day — let’s make it yummy!

Forget candles — just enjoy the melted cheese!

More pizza, more smiles — that’s your birthday gift!

Have a fun day that’s baked just right!

You should get all the pizza toppings today!

Time to dance and eat pizza together!

You’re aging well — like stretchy cheese!

May your pizza be warm and your day be fun!

Hope your party is super cheesy (in a good way)!

Let’s celebrate with pizza and good times!

Wishing you smiles, laughs, and yummy bites!

Hope your birthday is full of good dough and fun!

Smile, eat, and enjoy — it’s your day!

You love pizza — and we love you!

Let’s make your birthday the best slice of the year!

Blow out your candles and eat your pizza!

No rules today — eat as much as you want!

Happy birthday! You deserve the best slice!

Christmas Pizza Puns

It’s the best time of year for a big pizza slice!

Have a warm and cheesy pizza Christmas!

All I want for Christmas is some yummy pizza!

Let’s enjoy pizza this Christmas — it’s tasty!

Sing along — fa la la la la, let’s eat pizza!

Santa might skip cookies if we leave him pizza!

May your crust be full and your belly happy!

You’re the best topping in my holiday!

I’m dreaming of a warm, cheesy pizza.

Riding through snow, looking for pizza!

Have a fun pizza night this Christmas!

Let’s make this season extra cheesy!

You shine like a pizza oven on a cold night!

Santa, don’t worry… just bring pizza!

Pizza is the best gift of all.

Hope your holidays feel warm like fresh pizza.

My true love gave me a pizza on day one!

Happy holidays — now let’s eat!

It’s the season to enjoy sauce and cheese!

There’s no place like home with hot pizza.

No fruitcake here — just lots of pizza!

You make me believe in holiday magic… and pizza.

Pizza makes me smile more than presents!

Stay calm and eat your slice!

Let’s dance around the pizza — I mean tree!

All I want under the tree is pizza!

Have a cozy Christmas with pizza and joy!

May your day be happy, your pizza extra melty.

Maybe Santa runs on slices, not cookies!

Let’s open gifts and then open a pizza box!

It smells like pizza — must be Christmas!

I’ve been good… but pizza makes me a little naughty.

Wishing you peace, love, and cheesy bites.

You make me laugh — just like pizza does!

On Christmas Eve, we ate pizza and smiled!

Pizza Jokes

Why did the pizza go to school?
To become a smart slice!

What do you call a pizza that’s tired?
A sleepy crust!

Why don’t pizzas fight?
Because they like to stay cheesy and calm.

What did the pizza say on Valentine’s Day?
You’ve taken a pizza my heart!

Why did the pizza stay home?
It wasn’t feeling good — it was too crusty.

What kind of movies do pizzas like?
Cheesy ones!

Why did the pepperoni leave the pizza?
It wanted more space.

How does pizza say hello?
“Nice to slice you!”

What did the pizza say to the oven?
“You warm me up!”

Why did the pizza fail the test?
It forgot to check its answers.

What’s pizza’s favorite dance?
The cheese slide!

Why is pizza always at parties?
Because everyone loves it!

What does pizza dream about?
Being the best with lots of toppings.

Why did the pizza start a band?
It wanted to make some crusty music.

What do you get when a snowman eats pizza?
Cold hands and hot sauce!

Why couldn’t the pizza sleep?
Too many tasty thoughts!

Why did the pizza tell jokes?
It liked making people laugh with cheese.

What game do pizzas play?
Slices and ladders!

What part of the pizza is often left behind?
The crust!

Why did the pizza win a prize?
It did great in the oven.

What did the pizza say while hiding?
“You’ll never find me!”

Why can’t pizzas lie?
Because the cheese always shows the truth.

How does a pizza say someone looks good?
“You look like a fresh slice!”

Why are pizzas good friends?
They’re always around when you need them.

What do pizzas do when bored?
They roll around!

What jokes do pizzas tell?
Super cheesy ones!

Why was the pizza calm during a problem?
Because it stayed flat and cool.

Why can’t pizzas count well?
They stop after 8 slices!

What school subject do pizzas like?
Home slice class!

What did the cheese say to the dough?
“I’ll stick with you!”

Why is pizza never alone?
It has lots of toppings.

What does pizza do at the gym?
It builds strong crust!

Why don’t pizzas play hide and seek?
Because they smell too yummy!

What did the pizza text someone it liked?
“I’m hot and ready for you!”

Why did the pizza get a new job?
Because it always delivers!

Pizza Jokes Funny

Why did the pizza turn red?
Because someone opened the oven!

What did one pizza slice say at the party?
“You look super cheesy!”

Why don’t pizzas get into trouble?
They always stay clean and nice.

What sport does pizza like?
Crust-country running!

Why did the pizza stop talking to garlic bread?
Too much cheese made things sticky!

How did the pizza feel better?
It added some love on top.

What did the pizza do after winning?
It gave a cheesy speech!

Why was the pizza late?
It got stuck in deep dish traffic!

What music does pizza like?
Pepperoni pop!

Why did the pizza feel sad?
Someone ate the last slice.

What do you call a pizza that lies?
A fib-roni!

Why was the pizza always smiling?
Because it had yummy toppings.

What did the cheese say to the crust?
“I’m right here with you!”

Why did the pizza start a show?
To tell people its tasty ideas.

Where does pizza like to go?
To New Yolk City!

Why didn’t the slice date anyone?
It liked to keep all its toppings.

What’s a lazy pizza called?
Too crusty to move.

Why don’t pizzas tell secrets?
They don’t like to spread sauce!

How do you cheer up pizza?
Say, “You’re awesome!” and give it a smile.

What’s a pizza’s best school subject?
Pizza math!

Why did the pizza start dancing?
It heard fun music.

What did the dough say in a fight?
“Don’t roll your eyes!”

Why can’t pizzas hide secrets?
Because the sauce always comes out!

What movie does pizza love?
The Fast and the Cheesy!

Why was the pizza sad at lunch?
The sandwich got picked first.

What does pizza say on Halloween?
“Trick or meat!”

Why did the pizza take a nap?
It needed a break.

What kind of pictures do pizzas take?
Cheesy ones!

Why is pizza bad at math?
It always splits up.

What’s pizza’s favorite exercise?
Crust lifting!

Why did the pizza open a store?
To earn more dough.

What’s the smartest part of pizza?
The brain crust!

What do pizzas do on weekends?
Relax in the freezer.

What did pizza say to the soda?
“We go great together!”

Why did pizza win the contest?
Because it was tasty and proud!

Christmas Pizza Jokes

What pizza does Santa like?
A hot one with lots of cheese!

Why was the pizza in gift wrap?
Because it was a cheesy present!

What do you call a pizza tree?
A crusty Christmas tree!

Why did the pizza stay warm on Christmas Eve?
So Santa could eat it fresh!

What song does pizza sing?
“Silent Slice.”

Why didn’t pizza need a gift?
It already had lots of toppings!

What do elves eat when they’re tired of sweets?
Pizza with candy on it!

Why did the snowman order pizza?
He wanted something hot to eat.

How do pizzas send cards?
With sauce and stamps!

Why did the pizza sit near the fire?
To get warm and melty.

What did Mrs. Claus say about pizza?
“Yay! No cooking tonight!”

What kind of pizza does Santa like?
A big one with jingle cheese!

Why didn’t pizza join dinner?
It was already full of flavor!

What did lights say to the pizza?
“You make the party bright!”

Why did the pizza get a good grade?
Because it was extra smart and cheesy!

What’s frozen at the North Pole but tasty?
A cold pizza ready for Santa!

Why did the reindeer sniff the oven?
They smelled pizza baking!

What did the pizza say on Christmas?
“Have a cheesy Christmas!”

How do pizzas decorate for the holidays?
With cheese stars and pepperoni circles!

What do you call pizza with a Santa hat?
A holiday slice!

Why did pizza act in the play?
Because it had great cheese strings!

What’s pizza’s New Year’s goal?
To share more and stay warm!

Why do pizzas like shopping?
They love choosing new toppings!

What does pizza leave for Santa?
A slice and a soft drink!

How do pizzas say Merry Christmas?
“Hope your day is hot and cheesy!”

What did the elf say to the pizza?
“You’re warm and friendly!”

Why was pizza so happy on Christmas?
It felt cozy and calm.

What’s pizza’s favorite snow game?
Sliding on dough!

Why did the cookie man visit pizza?
He wanted something warm.

What do pizzas sing at Christmas?
“Oh Cheesy Tree!”

What does pizza say after opening presents?
“That gift was the best slice!”

Why don’t pizzas need snowflakes?
They already warm hearts.

What did pizza write in the card?
“You’re the topping on my tree!”

Why does Santa love pizza?
Because it always arrives on time!

What did the snowflake say to pizza?
“You’re really hot!”

Knock Knock Pizza Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to meet you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the best part of pizza!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you want some pizza?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mushroom.
Mushroom who?
Mushroom for more pizza, please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepperoni is yummy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crust.
Crust who?
Crust give me one more slice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oven.
Oven who?
Oven waiting for pizza all day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Topping.
Topping who?
Topping by for pizza time!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sauce.
Sauce who?
Sauce good to see you eating pizza!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice hurry, I’m hungry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Melty.
Melty who?
Melty cheese is the best!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tomato sauce makes it tasty!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza nice to see you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar late than never for pizza!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat me at the pizza shop!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Box.
Box who?
Box me up some leftovers!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thin.
Thin who?
Thin crust is my favorite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stuffed.
Stuffed who?
Stuffed crust is so tasty!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hot.
Hot who?
Hot pizza is the best!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Veggie.
Veggie who?
Veggie want some pizza too?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grease.
Grease who?
Grease makes it a little messy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mozza.
Mozza who?
Mozzarella cheese, of course!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chili.
Chili who?
Chili flakes make it spicy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pizza pie for dinner!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaiian.
Hawaiian who?
Hawaiian you to try this slice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil time for pizza!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lunch.
Lunch who?
Lunch time means pizza time!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Extra.
Extra who?
Extra cheese, please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plain.
Plain who?
Plain cheese is always good!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice bring me a napkin!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pieper.
Pieper who?
Pieper me up a slice too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Party.
Party who?
Party starts when pizza arrives!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner you know it’s pizza time?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late.
Late who?
Late night pizza is the best!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Savor.
Savor who?
Savor every bite of that slice!

Pizza Jokes One Liners

I told my pizza a joke—it laughed so hard, the cheese fell off.

Never skip the crust. It’s the best part!

My tummy wants pizza more than a workout.

I have strong abs—because I carry lots of pizza!

I followed my heart, and it took me to a pizza shop.

You can’t make everyone smile… unless you bring pizza.

One slice of pizza makes any day better.

Pizza is the only triangle I love.

My diet is simple: see pizza, eat pizza.

Trust me—pizza is always a good idea.

Any pizza is personal if I eat it all!

I came, I saw, I ate it all.

I’m happy when I have pizza.

Pizza is the circle that completes my life.

We believe in the crust!

Don’t put bacon on my pizza… just kidding, do it!

One pizza in hand is better than two in the box.

Pizza makes everything better.

Extra cheese makes my heart happy.

Pizza will never leave me.

My favorite drama?

Watching cheese stretch!

I didn’t pick pizza—pizza picked me.

Feeling down?

Order pizza.

Who needs love when you have stuffed crust?

Pizza gets me—no one else needs to.

A warm pizza box is true joy.

Pizza might just bring world peace.

I’ll stop eating pizza… someday.

Cheese-stuffed pizza is a little miracle.

Life without pizza?

No way!

A pizza is a piece of art.

If you want to show love, bring pizza.

My house feels like home when pizza arrives.

Good Pizza Jokes

Why did the pizza go to school?
To become a smart slice!

What did the crust say to the cheese?
“Don’t worry, I’m here for you!”

Why was the pizza always happy?
Because nothing could top it!

What’s pizza’s favorite movie?
The Fast and the Flavorful!

Why did the pizza turn red?
It saw someone take off its toppings!

What game does pizza love?
Hide and cheese!

Why didn’t the pizza tell a joke?
It was too cheesy!

What did the pepperoni say to the sausage?
“You’re really on a roll!”

Why did the pizza go to the doctor?
It felt a little too crusty.

How does pizza stay strong?
It does crust-ups!

What do you call a pizza that talks a lot?
A pizza-teller!

Why was the pizza late?
It was stuck in deep-dish traffic.

What’s pizza’s favorite school subject?
Slice class!

Why did the cheese get a new job?
Because it was really grate!

What kind of jokes do pizzas like?
The ones that deliver!

Why did pizza join a music band?
Because it had good crust beats!

What do you call a shy pizza?
A quiet little slice.

What does a pizza write in a love note?
“You have a piece of my heart!”

Why doesn’t pizza like cold weather?
It doesn’t like cold cuts!

Why did the pizza become a detective?
To find who ate the last slice!

What do you call a kind pizza?
A slice gentleman!

Why are pizzas great friends?
Because they don’t break under pressure.

How does pizza say sorry?
With extra cheese and hugs!

What do pizzas wear to a party?
A dough-tie!

What does a lazy pizza say?
“I’ll do it… after my nap.”

Why did pizza break up with burger?
It wanted more toppings!

What movie does pizza like best?
“The Cheese Show!”

Why did the pizza feel sad?
It had too many toppings to deal with.

How do you help a broken pizza?
Use tomato sauce like glue!

What did pizza say to the delivery guy?
“Thanks for bringing me home!”

Why was the cheese proud?
Because it could stretch really far!

What kind of jokes do pizzas tell?
Cheesy ones, of course!

What happened when the crust got mad?
It just rolled away!

Why was the pizza slice quiet?
It didn’t want too much attention.

What does pizza do on weekends?
It relaxes and melts.

Why did the pizza start a music group?
It had good rhythm with the sauce!

What did cheese say during a race?
“I’m melting fast!”

How do you know pizza is in love?
It says, “You have a piece of my heart.”

Why is pizza always calm?
It doesn’t get too saucy.

What do pizzas wear to school?
Cheese shirts and dough pants!

What’s pizza’s favorite game?
Dough and cross!

Why didn’t the pizza leave the house?
It was feeling too crusty.

Why was cheese always early?
It didn’t want to be grated late!

What do you call a tired pizza?
A sleep-eroni!

What did pizza say after laughing?
“That was deep-dish funny!”

Why don’t pizzas hide secrets?
They always spill the sauce.

What song does pizza love?
“Slice Slice Baby!”

Why was the tomato close to cheese?
They were best food friends!

What jokes does pizza like best?
Topping jokes!

What did one slice say to the other?
“We’ll always stick together!”

Why don’t pizzas lie?
They always tell the truth hot and fresh.

What do you call a smart pizza?
A number slice!

Why didn’t pizza trust the oven?
It felt too hot inside.

What’s pizza’s favorite holiday?
Crustmas!

Why did pizza take art class?
To draw better circles!

Why is pizza funny?
Because it’s full of cheese!

Why was crust happy?
It holds everything in place.

What did the chef say to the dough?
“You’re growing fast!”

What pizza always wins?
The one with the best slice!

Why didn’t the pizza go swimming?
It didn’t want to get wet and soggy.

How does pizza rest?
By lying flat and relaxing.