Why don’t dolphins use phones?
Because they always drop them in the water!
What did the dolphin say to the silly fish?
You’re making me laugh too much!
How do dolphins start a race?
“Get set, get wet, go!”
Why did the dolphin bring a towel to school?
It had swim class after lunch!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite space movie?
Fin-terstellar!
Why was the dolphin a good musician?
Because it always stayed in tuna!
What do dolphins ride in the city?
A porpoise-car!
What do dolphins do at parties?
They ride the waves!
What kind of music do dolphins like?
Music with lots of water sounds!
How do dolphins send messages?
With sea-mail!
What did the dolphin say after getting a raise?
“I’m moving up in the ocean!”
Why don’t dolphins play cards?
Because sharks cheat!
What game do dolphins play in the pool?
Marco Polo-fish!
Why did the dolphin see a therapist?
It had too many deep thoughts.
How do dolphins tell jokes?
With a big splash!
What did the baby dolphin say at night?
“Will you tuck me in?”
How do dolphins exercise?
They flip and swim on purpose!
Why did the dolphin look for a job?
It wanted to find a purpose.
What do dolphins wear at the beach?
Flipper-flops!
How do dolphins cheer up sad friends?
They tickle them with squid!
Why did the dolphin stop eating fast food?
Too many fishy snacks.
What do you call a dolphin that tells lies?
A big blower!
How do dolphins say hello in the morning?
“High tide!”
What book did the dolphin bring to reading club?
A whale-sized story.
What do dolphins do for fun?
They go with the flow.
Why did the dolphin turn red?
It saw the bottom of the sea.
What do dolphins post online?
Shell-fies!
What car does a dolphin drive?
A Fin-der!
Why was the dolphin bad at math?
It only counted sea shells.
What did the funny dolphin say?
“Oh sure, I’ll grow legs now!”
What board game do dolphins love?
Wet-opoly!
Why do dolphins win arguments?
They’re good at echoing back!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite meal?
Something fishy and fun!
Miami Dolphin Jokes
Why did the Miami Dolphins bring sunscreen to the game?
So they wouldn’t get burned by the scoreboard!
What do you call a Dolphins player stuck in traffic?
A slow runner!
Why did the Dolphins start a music band?
Because they already know how to play in groups!
What’s a Dolphins fan’s favorite workout?
Jumping up and down when they score!
Why did the Dolphins bring extra towels?
To dry off the other team’s tears!
What sea animal do the Dolphins love most?
One that plays tight end!
Why do Dolphins like home games in Miami?
Because the other team gets tired in the heat!
Why did the Dolphins go back to school?
To learn how to pass better!
What do you call a smart Dolphins player?
A fin-telligent QB!
What part of the ocean do Dolphins love?
The red zone reef!
Why did the Dolphins bring fishing rods?
To catch passes and players!
Why did a Dolphin join an art class?
To draw new plays!
What’s a Dolphin’s favorite dance move?
The touchdown dance!
Why was the Dolphins’ stadium freezing?
Because they cooled down the other team!
What kind of tea do Dolphins fans love?
Victory!
Why did the QB carry a calculator?
To count all the touchdowns!
What’s the other team called when they play Miami?
Shark food!
Why did the Dolphins player bring an umbrella?
For the touchdown rain!
What show do Dolphins players watch?
Breaking Tackles!
Why don’t Dolphins get lost?
They always follow the play!
Why was the locker room so loud?
Everyone was celebrating!
What did the coach say to the sleepy player?
Wake up, the playoffs are coming!
Why did the ref ask the Dolphins to slow down?
They were too fast to stop!
What snack do Dolphins like?
Chips and pick-sixes!
Why do the Dolphins wear sunglasses?
Their future is bright!
Why did they bring a broom?
To sweep the other teams!
What’s a Dolphins fan’s favorite time of year?
Winning season!
What happens when Dolphins play great?
They make waves on the field!
Why did the running back bring soap?
He breaks tackles clean!
What do Dolphins call an interception?
A fin-terception!
What board game do Dolphins love?
Tackle Trouble!
Why did the Dolphins’ helmet turn red?
Too many touchdowns!
What do you call a crazy Dolphins touchdown?
A big splash!
Why did the Dolphins get hired at the pool?
They’re good at saving games!
What’s their second favorite animal?
A goat—because that means they’re the Greatest of All Time!
Funny Dolphin Jokes
Why don’t dolphins get lost?
Because they follow the water!
What did the dolphin say after eating too much?
“I’m full!”
Why was the dolphin good at school?
Because it loved to learn!
How do dolphins say sorry?
“I didn’t mean to be selfish!”
Why can’t dolphins tell jokes?
Because they laugh too soon!
What do dolphins use for their hair?
Sea gel!
What books do dolphins like?
Fun stories with some mystery!
Why was the dolphin late?
It swam the long way!
What do you call a dolphin who likes numbers?
A math dolphin!
What did the dolphin say while hiding?
“I’m camouflaged!”
Why did the dolphin get in trouble?
It swam too fast in school!
What candy do dolphins like?
Swedish fish!
Why did the dolphin make videos?
To show off its cool flips!
What do dolphins do when they’re bored?
They play with seaweed!
How do dolphins start races?
“Get ready, get wet, go!”
What did the dolphin say to the crab?
“You’re a bit crabby!”
What do you call a funny dolphin?
A splashy joker!
Why did the dolphin bring a pillow?
To nap on the beach!
What pizza topping do dolphins like?
Anchovies!
How do dolphins buy things?
With sand dollars!
What did the dolphin say to a quiet friend?
“Speak up, it’s okay!”
Why don’t dolphins fight much?
Because they understand each other.
What day do dolphins love?
Fin-day!
Why did the dolphin join the circus?
To jump through hoops!
What song do dolphins like?
“Under the Sea!”
What food do dolphins bring to picnics?
Tuna and seaweed!
Why did the dolphin work at a bakery?
To help make tasty treats!
What do you call a dolphin with glasses?
A smart one!
Why was the dolphin looking at a map?
It wanted to find treasure!
What do dolphins do at the movies?
Splash around in the back!
Why did the dolphin fail driving class?
It couldn’t stay straight!
What hobby do dolphins have?
Collecting shells!
What do dolphins say before bed?
“Goodnight, don’t let the starfish bite!”
Why did the dolphin turn red?
It saw a cute octopus!
What do dolphins play at recess?
Tag with jellyfish!
Bottlenose Dolphin Jokes
Why did the bottlenose dolphin bring a mirror?
To see its big smile!
What is the dolphin’s favorite fruit?
Blue berries!
Why did the dolphin get a job promotion?
Because it always did things on purpose!
What did one dolphin say at lunch?
“Let’s eat and relax!”
How do dolphins say hello?
With a wave and a click sound!
Why can dolphins sing so well?
Because they have perfect sea notes!
What do you call a funny dolphin?
A splash star!
Why don’t dolphins share secrets?
Because clams listen!
What is the dolphin’s favorite dance?
The flipper dance!
Why did the dolphin come early to school?
To be the best in class!
How do dolphins do homework?
With shell calculators!
What kind of jokes do dolphins like?
Funny water jokes!
What is a dolphin’s favorite holiday?
Splash day!
Why did the dolphin bring seaweed to the picnic?
Because it was the main food!
What kind of phone do dolphins use?
A shell phone!
Why did the dolphin fail driving?
It went off the water path!
What do dolphins wear to parties?
Fancy fin suits!
How do dolphins throw parties?
With lots of bubbles and music!
Why are dolphins good at sports?
Because they can dive and dodge!
What is a dolphin’s favorite bedtime story?
Goldifins and the Three Sharks!
What does a dolphin do when it is excited?
It jumps and flips!
Why don’t dolphins forget friends?
Because they have a good memory!
What is a dolphin’s best subject in school?
Ocean study!
What do dolphins say when playing hide and seek?
“You can’t see me!”
Why did the dolphin laugh in math class?
It heard a funny fish joke!
What shoes do dolphins wear?
Flip-flops!
Why did the dolphin start a podcast?
To talk to fans everywhere!
What game do dolphins like to play?
Fish tag!
Why was the dolphin late to the meeting?
It took a wrong turn in the sea!
What do dolphins drink with snacks?
Salt water soda!
Why don’t dolphins get bored?
They always have fish friends to talk to!
How do dolphins keep fit?
By doing water exercises!
Why do dolphins avoid jellyfish?
Because they are too stingy!
What did the baby dolphin say before nap time?
“Wake me up before you go fish!”
Dolphin Puns
I’m feeling really great today!
That was an awesome show!
Let’s have a big fun time!
Don’t be shy, just go with the flow!
You’re one of a kind.
Keep your friends close, and dolphins closer.
I believe in your good feeling!
That joke was so bad, it made me laugh!
Let’s make a big splash with this idea!
You surprised me so much!
Life is better when you smile!
Just keep swimming and believe!
You’re great at what you do!
I’m so happy I’m jumping with joy!
Don’t be selfish, share the love!
The meaning of life is to have fun!
You’re special, no need for praise!
I’m happy to be your friend!
We’re better together.
Time to jump into fun!
That idea made a big splash!
You’re going the right way!
Don’t be grumpy, keep your head up!
I’m really impressed!
Life is like a beach, enjoy the waves!
You’re kind and making a splash!
Let’s agree with a fin shake!
You’re really smart!
We have a great friendship.
That’s a really good idea!
I’m really excited about this!
Keep your eyes on the goal.
You’re truly awesome!
Let’s swim to success together.
That’s a great ocean pun!
