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Alpaca Puns And Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Wool Off

I’ll pack my bags — time to go!

That joke really hits hard!

Feeling warm and fuzzy today!

Let’s pack a picnic and relax.

I’ll bring lunch, you bring dessert?

No stress, just calm times.

Pack your worries away!

Don’t worry, here’s a hug for you.

This party will be so much fun!

Let’s pack snacks before the movie.

She’s a cool one in the group.

I’m sharing my smile with you.

Life’s better with friends.

I have a joke, you laugh!

Stay cool, don’t get hot!

Ready for some sunshine today.

Fill your heart with kindness.

No rush — be patient.

That’s a great idea!

Stay calm and keep going.

You’ll get surprised soon!

Bring your dancing shoes — it’s party time!

Let’s make plans for the weekend.

Feeling soft and happy?

That’s good!

Leave your troubles behind and relax.

Being happy is the best way.

That joke was so cute!

Time to fill the day with fun.

I think this will be great!

Be brave and try new things.

Friends like you are special.

Let’s share good vibes only.

Stay strong and keep going.

Here’s a little extra love for you.

Don’t get angry — be kind.

Llama Alpaca Puns

No problem, I’ve got this!

I’m packing my bags — time to go!

Let me tell you a secret — you’re great!

Here’s a little joke for you.

Amazing things are coming your way.

Stay calm and keep going.

I’m packing snacks — let’s have fun!

Just want to say, you’re awesome.

No drama here — just relax.

Put your worries away and smile.

I love you so much!

Feeling warm and happy today.

Here’s a hug for you anytime!

Let’s start the party!

I’m sending you some sunshine.

Don’t be shy, say hi!

Life is better with friends.

Fill your heart with kindness.

I’m being honest with you.

Follow your dreams and make them real.

Peace and love to you!

No ifs or buts about it!

Smile and share your happiness.

You’re one of a kind.

Let’s have some fun today!

I’ll cheer you on!

Be brave and try new things.

Believe in yourself always.

We’ll have a good time wherever we go.

Good friends make life better.

Keep your dreams close.

Thanks for being great!

Be patient, good things will come.

Let’s hang out and have fun!

Put a little love in every step you take.

Llama Puns

No problem, I got this!

You look great today!

Let’s have a fun day!

I’m amazed by your kindness.

Let me tell you, you’re great!

Stay calm and keep going.

Want to hear a joke?

Get ready!

That’s wonderful!

To be honest, you’re the best.

I’m surprised by your talent!

Don’t be shy, just say “hi!”

I care about you a lot!

This party will be so fun!

Peace, love, and llamas!

Feeling great today!

You have a cool style.

Let’s start the party!

I’m here to help you!

I’ll be honest with you.

I’m your biggest fan!

No problems here, just good feelings.

You’re the best at the party!

Everyone is cheering for you!

Life is better with friends.

A good attitude is everything!

Someone told me you’re great!

Love from friends is the best.

A funny llama is coming!

Get up and shine bright!

Keep your head up!

Brighten your day with a smile.

I wish you happiness!

I’ll do extra to help you.

I’m ready for anything!

Stay happy and kind, my friend!

Alpaca Jokes

Why did the alpaca bring a bag?
Because it was ready to go!

What do alpacas do when it’s hot?
They hang out with their friends!

Why did the alpaca join the band?
Because it liked to play drums!

How do alpacas stay fit?
They exercise a lot!

What’s an alpaca’s favorite movie?
“The Wolf of Wall Street”!

Why don’t alpacas get lost?
They follow the signs!

What did the alpaca say at the funny show?
“This joke makes me spit!”

How do alpacas stay cool in summer?
They wear hats and sunglasses!

Why did the alpaca go to school?
To learn new things!

What music do alpacas like?
Anything with a good beat!

Why did the alpaca cross the road?
To get to the other field!

What do you call a cool alpaca?
A fashion star!

Why was the alpaca good at math?
Because it counted its wool!

What do alpacas eat for breakfast?
Pancakes with hay!

What sport do alpacas like?
Volleyball!

Why did the alpaca get a new job?
Because it worked very hard!

How do alpacas say goodbye?
“See you later!”

What’s an alpaca’s favorite season?
Winter!

Why did the alpaca start a podcast?
To tell fun stories!

How do alpacas celebrate birthdays?
With a big party!

What do you call a singing alpaca?
A music star!

Why don’t alpacas get tired?
Because they take breaks!

What do alpacas do when they’re cold?
They cuddle under blankets!

Why did the alpaca bring a ladder?
To reach high places!

What’s an alpaca’s favorite holiday?
Halloween!

Why was the alpaca a great dancer?
Because it knew all the moves!

What’s an alpaca’s favorite dessert?
Ice cream!

How do alpacas get around?
By taking the bus!

What do alpacas say when they’re happy?
“I’m so excited!”

Why did the alpaca wear sunglasses?
Because it was cool!

What’s an alpaca’s favorite game?
Hide and seek!

Why are alpacas good friends?
Because they are kind and caring!

What do you call a funny alpaca?
A stand-up comedian!

Why did the alpaca join the circus?
To show tricks!

What’s an alpaca’s favorite drink?
A fun juice!

Alpaca Jokes Images

No worries, I’m here to make you smile!

I brought some jokes for you.

Feeling fluffy and funny today!

Sometimes I spit, but I’m still cool.

Will you be my friend?

Happy holidays from me!

Stay calm and keep going.

I love my alpaca life.

Too cool to care!

Just walking through life with a smile.

Need a hug?

I’ve got you!

Making your day better with laughs.

I need a coffee to start!

Want to laugh with me?

No drama, just fun!

Too much fluff?

Shake it off!

Hey, you’re great!

I want to make you happy.

Don’t worry, be happy!

Relax and enjoy today.

Life is good here.

Fluffy and funny, that’s me!

I bring the smiles, you bring the fun.

Love from a fluffy friend.

Let’s have a fun party!

Too fluffy to be sad.

I’ll take your troubles away.

Will you be mine?

Stay happy and fluffy.

Keep your head up high.

Laughing is the best!

Llamas are just alpacas with style.

I’m here to make you smile!

Will you join my group?

Got jokes? I do!

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