Mosquito Jokes And Puns to Make You Buzz with Laughter

Why don’t mosquitoes get invited to parties?
Because they always want to bite!

What do mosquitoes do when they rest?
They buzz around.

Why did the mosquito bring a bag?
He was going to bite somewhere new!

What dance do mosquitoes like?
The blood swing!

Why did the mosquito get in trouble at school?
He kept bothering the teacher.

How do mosquitoes keep fit?
They flap their wings a lot.

Why did the mosquito feel sad?
Because it was tired and drained.

What drink do mosquitoes like?
Buzz juice on ice!

Why did the mosquito stop being friends with the fly?
Because she was too clingy.

What music do mosquitoes enjoy?
Songs with a sting!

Why do mosquitoes carry maps?
So they don’t get lost looking for blood.

How do mosquitoes say goodbye?
See you next bite!

What movie do mosquitoes like?
Gone with the Wind, for the breeze.

Why did the mosquito start writing stories?
To tell all about biting.

What game do mosquitoes play?
Tag, they love chasing.

How do mosquitoes stay cool?
By sitting in the shade of skin.

Why was the mosquito good at math?
Because it knows how to divide.

What do you call a rude mosquito?
A little pest.

Why did the mosquito bring a ladder?
To reach higher places to bite.

How do mosquitoes celebrate birthdays?
With a sting party!

What is a mosquito’s favorite dessert?
Blood pudding!

Why don’t mosquitoes like winter?
Because it’s too cold to bite.

What did the mosquito say on a rock?
I’m taking a bite break.

Why are mosquitoes good at hide and seek?
Because they are small and fast.

What do you call a mosquito detective?
Sherlock Bite.

Why did the mosquito look for a job?
To get a steady blood supply.

What is a mosquito’s favorite holiday?
Halloween, because of all the costumes.

Why don’t mosquitoes like electric bugs?
Because they get zapped.

How do mosquitoes fix their homes?
With patches on skin.

What do mosquitoes say when full?
That’s enough biting for today.

Why did the mosquito get in trouble with police?
Because it bit and ran.

What kind of movie do mosquitoes like?
Thrillers with excitement.

How do mosquitoes stay friends?
By sharing buzz stories.

What is a mosquito’s motto?
Bite fast, fly faster!

Funny Mosquito Jokes

Why did the mosquito take a bag?
Because it was going on a bite trip!

What do mosquitoes say when they meet?
“Long time no bite!”

Why don’t mosquitoes get lost?
They follow the blood trail.

How do mosquitoes stay fit?
By flying a lot.

Why did the mosquito get a job?
To pay for its bites.

What music do mosquitoes like?
Songs with a sting!

Why don’t mosquitoes like math?
It’s too hard.

What’s a mosquito’s favorite party?
A bite and meet.

How do mosquitoes send messages?
With buzz and beep.

Why was the mosquito kicked out of the movie?
Because it kept buzzing loudly.

What did the mosquito say on the lamp?
“Nice place to rest!”

Why are mosquitoes bad at secrets?
They always let things out.

How do mosquitoes travel?
On a blood bus.

How do mosquitoes fix their homes?
By patching and biting.

Why did the mosquito go to school?
To learn better biting.

What dessert do mosquitoes like?
Blood pudding.

Why don’t mosquitoes use phones?
Their paws are too small.

What do you call a funny mosquito?
A buzz maker.

How do mosquitoes stay cool?
By staying in shade.

Why did the mosquito get a ticket?
For biting where not allowed.

What do mosquitoes do when tired?
Take a nap in your hair.

What’s a mosquito’s favorite game?
Tag — chasing people.

How do mosquitoes say “hi”?
With a quick buzz.

Why do mosquitoes hate winter?
No blood to bite.

What did the mosquito say after eating?
“I’m full of blood!”

How do mosquitoes clean their teeth?
With fur floss.

Why did the mosquito start a band?
It loves music with sting.

What do mosquitoes do on weekends?
Go on bite trips.

How do mosquitoes get around?
Flying quietly.

Why did the mosquito visit the dentist?
To fix its bite.

What kind of joke do mosquitoes like?
One with a sting.

Why did the mosquito take an umbrella?
In case it rained.

How do mosquitoes like coffee?
With a buzz.

What’s a mosquito’s favorite movie?
“Bite Club.”

Why don’t mosquitoes get tired?
They keep finding fresh blood!

Mosquito Jokes One Liners

Mosquitoes just want a little bite of fun.

I told a mosquito to stop, but it said, “I’m just hungry!”

Mosquitoes are tiny but very annoying.

Mosquitoes always crash parties to get a snack.

Mosquitoes don’t bite—they give tiny blood hugs.

I tried to catch a mosquito, but it was too fast.

Mosquitoes remind you not to wear short sleeves.

If mosquitoes had resumes, they’d say “professional pest.”

Mosquitoes never get invited but always come.

Mosquitoes just want a little blood donation.

Mosquitoes must run on energy—they buzz so much.

Mosquitoes are summer’s little vampires.

When mosquitoes bite, they want a small tip.

Mosquitoes think humans are all-you-can-eat buffets.

I asked a mosquito if it wanted a job; it said, “No thanks, I’m busy biting.”

Mosquitoes are small but cause big itches.

Mosquitoes are the best wake-up calls.

Mosquitoes bite and fly away—they don’t play fair.

Mosquitoes’ motto: “Bite first, ask later.”

Mosquitoes turn calm nights into itchy ones.

Mosquitoes are tiny winged ninjas—quiet but itchy.

Mosquito bites hurt, but their buzzing is worse.

Mosquitoes keep their bites covered—on your skin.

If mosquitoes wrote love notes, they’d be full of stings.

Mosquitoes don’t need invites; they come for free food.

Mosquitoes make summer nights hard to forget.

Mosquitoes love to play hide and itch.

Mosquitoes are experts at sneaky attacks.

Mosquitoes bite everyone—no favorites.

Mosquitoes hate rain because it stops their hunting.

Mosquitoes are like tiny doctors checking your blood.

Mosquito pickup line: “Can I have a little of you?”

Mosquitoes never say they’ll come, but they do.

Mosquitoes are nature’s way of saying, “Scratch here.”

The only fans mosquitoes like are the ones you use to swat them.

Mosquito Jokes Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzz.
Buzz who?
Buzz me in or I’ll bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bite.
Bite who?
Bite your arm if you don’t open!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wing.
Wing who?
Wing me in before I start buzzing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sting.
Sting who?
Sting you if you don’t open!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pester.
Pester who?
Pester you till you open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blood.
Blood who?
Blood better let me in, I’m thirsty!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzz.
Buzz who?
Buzz off or I’ll bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nibble.
Nibble who?
Nibble on your skin if you don’t open!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fly.
Fly who?
Fly open the door, I want to bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drip.
Drip who?
Drip your blood for me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Itch.
Itch who?
Itch better open or I’ll bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tiny.
Tiny who?
Tiny mosquito wants a snack!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sneak.
Sneak who?
Sneak in and let me bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suck.
Suck who?
Suck it up and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzzing.
Buzzing who?
Buzzing to get a quick bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bitey.
Bitey who?
Bitey or not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wings.
Wings who?
Wings you open or should I buzz louder?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sippy.
Sippy who?
Sippy your blood if you don’t open!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poke.
Poke who?
Poke your skin if you don’t open fast!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zippy.
Zippy who?
Zippy little mosquito ready to bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzzy.
Buzzy who?
Buzzy bug that wants to bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nippy.
Nippy who?
Nippy mosquito wants a snack!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quick.
Quick who?
Quick open or I’ll bite twice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick tock, time to open!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tiny.
Tiny who?
Tiny mosquito says, “Let me in!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Biter.
Biter who?
Biter you open, I’m coming!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Squeak.
Squeak who?
Squeak in before I bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buggy.
Buggy who?
Buggy mosquito wants blood!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stabby.
Stabby who?
Stabby mosquito here to bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mighty.
Mighty who?
Mighty mosquito wants a snack!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea better open or I’ll bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzzard.
Buzzard who?
Buzzard you open or I bite anyway!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scritch.
Scritch who?
Scritch scratch, let me bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzzybee.
Buzzybee who?
Buzzybee wants a little bite!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wingman.
Wingman who?
Wingman mosquito — let me in!

You’re the buzz that makes me happy.

Don’t bug me, I’m feeling itchy!

Mosquitoes love to find a place to bite.

I’m stuck on you like a mosquito bite.

You make my heart race like a buzzing bug.

Life’s more fun with a little sting.

Just a tiny bite of joy.

I’m drawn to you like mosquitoes to light.

You’re my favorite little bug.

Don’t get bitten by love!

I’m buzzing with feelings for you.

You really pull me in like a mosquito.

I’m excited to see you — buzzing inside!

Love bites, just like mosquitoes do.

Don’t bug me unless it’s about love.

You’re my summer night’s mosquito.

I keep chasing you like a mosquito chasing blood.

You make my heart flutter like tiny wings.

You’re my little bit of sunshine.

I can’t stop buzzing around you.

You’re in my dreams like a little bug.

Love got me hooked like a mosquito bite.

No need to scratch — love is here.

You’re the buzz that keeps me going.

Like a mosquito at a picnic, I’m drawn to you.

You’re my favorite little pest.

I’ll stick with you through every bite.

Love’s sting feels nice.

You’re the wings under my buzzing heart.

I’m bitten by the love bug — or a mosquito!

You light up my world like a bug zapper.

My heart buzzes just for you.

You’re the bite I never forget.

Like mosquitoes, love is hard to ignore.

You’re the tiny sting that makes life fun.